So got to thinking...
(duck and cover chaps...)
Don't think there's a thread for whatever this is....
Anyway...
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Sex Lives of the Monsters.....
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Aliens - They've already been to outer space, now it's all about inner space, probes and getting all up inside ya...like an eel.
But really it's all about the family and making more kids to take over , like the E.T mafia or something.
Freddy Krueger- As shown by the gay sequel and the fact that he'll give you a hetero wet dream then screw you up (waterbed scene in 3) or lurk about in yer bubble bath, he's up for it this way and whatever and he's got a thing for kids too, he's low down and dirty.
Any hole's a goal.
Jason - Repressed and never got anywhere, still got a massive Oedipus complex, although is a big fan of penetration.
Still dreams about his mothers head and that just about says it all.
Michael Myers - Shy boy Michael with his boiler suit is too shy to try and pretty uptight, just wants to hide when the girls are about, obviously fixated but can't do it, so wants to ruin everyone else's sexy fun time fumblings. The sister fixation didn't help either.
Leatherface - Kid in an adults body.
Dysfunctional like his family as shown by the stalling chainsaw in part 2. Also has massive gender issues, has a collection of skins with days of the week sown in them like yer pants as a kid.
Living dead - Not really interested, just looking for the next hot meal.
Although if Bub met Trash i'm pretty sure it would end up looking somethink like this.
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Chucky - All about the sex dolls
Pinhead- S & M poster boy. Got more lube than a hooker from Amsterdam.
Candyman - He's urban, and looks a bit like a pimp in that coat, but just wants to be your sugar daddy and get some sweet lovin'.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Bit of a swinger, but he's really looking for love with all the bells and whistles.
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde - Strait as a jacket, but when he's on the potion then his body's in motion.
The Mummy - So wrapped up in himself, a romantic, always lusting after the ladies but he's a bit of a wet Tanis leaf when it comes to getting it on, a stickler for tradition who will never give a tongue job.
Frankenstein's monster - Just a big lost kid who wants a hug, but is electric in the bedroom once you get his meter running.
Likes a screamer.
Dracula - Bit of an aloof aristocrat womaniser, likes a bit of sadism thrown in the mix and wants to dominate you, suck you in all the right (and wrong) places, then keep you at home to do the dishes while he goes off in search of his next conquest, bit like one of those self absorbed Millionaires and corporate twats you see on T.V,....or a Politician.
Wolfman - Well he's up for it whenever the night is right, likes to get down and dirty, he's rock and roll and outta control and loves it doggy style.
Phantom of the Opera - Likes doing the dress up game, wants a girl with a good set of lungs on her, bit of a shy one really though, likes it when the lights are low.
Creature from the Black Lagoon - He ain't the only fish in the river, but he's all up for the hot female action and he likes it wet and wild.
As for the Abominable Snowman...Its all Yak, Yak, Yak...
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