A blind man is stood at the kerb with his guide dog. The dog suddenly lurches out into the oncoming traffic, dragging the hapless blind man with him. The cars whiz by only just missing him. He finally reaches the other side. Horrified onlookers see the man pull a sweet out of his pocket and offer it to the dog. One bystander asks 'Why are you giving the dog a sweet? You were nearly killed!' The blind man replies 'So I can find his head and kick it.'
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