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Old 7th April 2021, 09:42 PM
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Young Frankenstein...(1974)
Probably Mel Brooks best parody,and it's sending up of The Universal monster movie genre is pretty pitch perfect...It's full of memorable scenes,and chock-full off brilliant performances...But for me the true star of the film is Marty Feldman, although I have to say that subsequent films he made have left me flat,and worst of all he didn't even die on a high note,as his last movie, YellowBeard (1983) (a Graham Chapman vanity project) was in my eyes bloody awful, considering all the talent involved...Gene Wilder is also marvellous,his constant frustration with the pronunciation of his name is brilliant, mixed with his frustration with the incompetent Igor who seems oblivious to his ever moving hump...
DeepStar Six...(1989)
Under water Alien rip off that's slick and fast moving,but takes far too long to get to the monster action...And for a Sean S Cunningham picture you would of expected a bit more gore and such like...But it does have a cool looking monster, even if it does take it's time in getting going....High five to Miguel Ferrer as Snyder the snivelling back stabbing coward, every film need's one...
Leviathan*(1989).
Under water Alien/The Thing rip off that's slick and fast moving,and has plenty of mutating,goey rubber monster action...It seems anybody working in the ocean back in the late 1980s was probably going to get eaten or mirge with some sort of Lovecraftian Dacon type sea munster...Nice seeing Peter Weller in the Sigorneay Weaver role...Daniel Stern is Buzz 'Sixpack' Parrish who is the snivelling annoying prankster who gets his comupence early on...
Porno Holocaust (1981)
Do you ever ask yourself why are you watching a film...Who exactly was this films audience,if you are into watching porn,do you really need a plot, story,why even bother with location shooting....Joe D'Amato manages to make sex and horror seem like the dullest thing on the planet, not even the actors having sex seem like there enjoying themselves...At least Pedro in Emanuelle in America was probably having fun,if anyone had bothered to ask him......
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