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Old 25th July 2021, 06:53 PM
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Mind Your Language: Season 1.

The First Lesson
Teacher Jeremy Brown is given any temporary position to teach English to a group of foreigners, Danielle from France, Anna from Germany, Giovanni from Italy, Max from Greece, Juan from Spain, Ranjeet from India, Ali from Pakistan, Jamila from Turkey,Taro from Japan and Su-Li from China. Mr Brown has to contend with principal Miss Courtney and her methods of education.

An Inspector Calls
A education inspector is due to make a appearance, Mr Brown is informed that he is due to get a new student from Africa, trouble is the inspector is African, surely Mr Brown won't get confused.

A Fate Worse Than Death
Ranjeet is set to marry a girl he was promised to twenty years ago, he does not want to marry and plans on killing himself until Mr Brown intervenes and comes up with a idea that may land him in trouble when lines of communications are crossed.

All Through the Night
When their English isn't improving, Mr Brown is determined to help them, they stay in late unfortunately nobody told the caretaker and they get locked in.

The Best Things in Life
Jamila has been arrested for shop lifting but due to her poor English she is let off, Mr Brown realises she has stolen a lot more and plans to return the items back which may cause more problems than he aticipated.

Come Back All Is Forgiven
Mr Brown's birthday is here the class give him gifts but also his monthly trial is over, the class get a new teacher who they hate as well as Miss Courtney and they try to bring back Mr Brown.

The Cheating Game
The class are due to take a mock exam, Mr Brown has no faith in them, Tea lady Gladys gives him some advice, leave the answers where they can see them to copy.

Better to Have Loved and Lost
Ali and Su-Li plan to get married, trouble is Ali is already married but in his religion he can have a second wife.

Kill or Cure
Mr Brown becomes ill with the flu and the class visit him at home with their own remedies to help cure him of his illness.

Hello Sailor
Juan brings his Russian sailor friend who wants to stay in England due to finding a lady, his captain comes to collect who decides he wants to stay as he has found love in Miss Courtney.

A Point of Honour
The wood class teacher is pestering Danielle who she says is engaged to Mr Brown, a punch up is booked, can Mr Brown defend the honor of his class student.

How's Your Father
Mr brown encourages his class to speak on topics, taro reveals about his childhood which Mr Brown says he was abandoned at a orphanage but his parents may be close by.

The Examination
Time for the exams to take place, Mr Brown has a uncomfortable situation with a couple in the pub who turn out to be the exterminators for his class, will they pass?

Good old classic British television that may cause stir if it was remade today from the first episode to the last the laughs come constantly even with Ranjeet and Ali who come from different religions and seem to be in battle of insulting each other and Danielle being the French beauty that causes a lot of wolf whistles when she leans over.

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Show like this and love thy neighbour would never get shown on tv these days,
Strange isn’t it the generation that’s most likely to moan are the ones who’ve grown up on South Park and family guy,
Was flicking through tv other week and decided to watch a old episode of Coronation street, when you watch adult shows you have to type in the security code for shows that aren’t family viewing I had to do that for the episode of coronation street, the one where everyone found out Haley was a transexual, how pathetic that.
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