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Old 31st August 2008, 09:28 PM
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..... has Steven Seagal got!!!

Watched one of his more recent flicks the other night on Channel 5 I think.

He is old, slow and puffy faced!

Ever shot of him seemed to be in shadow (like Michael Jackson in the Rock My World video )

Who ate all the pies?
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Old 1st September 2008, 03:41 AM
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But he can still punch cock like no-one else.
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Old 3rd September 2008, 09:04 PM
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Cock as in chicken?
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Old 3rd September 2008, 09:20 PM
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Eat pies like no one else......Steven Seagal (real surname actually Segullet)
first started his movie career with a small part in Rob Reiner's STAND BY ME.....
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Old 3rd September 2008, 09:21 PM
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Small part as in cock?

I'm really sorry...........
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Old 3rd September 2008, 09:29 PM
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Nope THIS obviously.
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Just started reading Seagalogy - pretty funny. Anyone else read? He has got ridiculously fat though! Always prefered Van Damme anyways!
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The last half decent Seagal film I saw was Exit Wounds.A real tragedy as he was a breath of fresh air when he arrived on the martial arts scene with Nico
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Nope THIS obviously.
Hilarious!
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Old 14th September 2008, 11:33 PM
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The last half decent Seagal film I saw was Exit Wounds.
Exit Wounds are what Seagal got running out of McDonald's and banged his head on the doorframe.

Seriously though, his recent films have become virtually unwatchable. Give me the Seagal of Out for Justice any day of the week over what he's now become; a parody of himself.
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