The Steven Seagal Thread
 

..... has Steven Seagal got!!!

Watched one of his more recent flicks the other night on Channel 5 I think.

He is old, slow and puffy faced!

Ever shot of him seemed to be in shadow (like Michael Jackson in the Rock My World video :rofl: )

Who ate all the pies? :D

But he can still punch cock like no-one else.

Cock as in chicken? :rofl:

Eat pies like no one else......Steven Seagal (real surname actually Segullet)
first started his movie career with a small part in Rob Reiner's STAND BY ME.....;)

Small part as in cock? :rofl:

I'm really sorry........... :(

Nope THIS obviously.

Just started reading Seagalogy - pretty funny. Anyone else read? He has got ridiculously fat though! Always prefered Van Damme anyways!

The last half decent Seagal film I saw was Exit Wounds.A real tragedy as he was a breath of fresh air when he arrived on the martial arts scene with Nico:(

Hilarious!

Exit Wounds are what Seagal got running out of McDonald's and banged his head on the doorframe. :rofl:

Seriously though, his recent films have become virtually unwatchable. Give me the Seagal of Out for Justice any day of the week over what he's now become; a parody of himself.