#1
| ||||
| ||||
The Steven Seagal Thread
..... has Steven Seagal got!!! Watched one of his more recent flicks the other night on Channel 5 I think. He is old, slow and puffy faced! Ever shot of him seemed to be in shadow (like Michael Jackson in the Rock My World video ) Who ate all the pies? |
#2
| ||||
| ||||
But he can still punch cock like no-one else.
|
#3
| ||||
| ||||
Cock as in chicken? |
#4
| ||||
| ||||
Eat pies like no one else......Steven Seagal (real surname actually Segullet) first started his movie career with a small part in Rob Reiner's STAND BY ME..... |
#5
| ||||
| ||||
Small part as in cock? I'm really sorry........... |
#7
| ||||
| ||||
Just started reading Seagalogy - pretty funny. Anyone else read? He has got ridiculously fat though! Always prefered Van Damme anyways!
|
#8
| ||||
| ||||
The last half decent Seagal film I saw was Exit Wounds.A real tragedy as he was a breath of fresh air when he arrived on the martial arts scene with Nico |
#10
| ||||
| ||||
Exit Wounds are what Seagal got running out of McDonald's and banged his head on the doorframe. Seriously though, his recent films have become virtually unwatchable. Give me the Seagal of Out for Justice any day of the week over what he's now become; a parody of himself.
__________________ Sent from my Hoover using the power of Uri Gellar |
Like this? Share it using the links below! |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
| |