Hello Readers!

Some of you may have noticed a creepy old man is writing about obscure music.

Clearly, this is me fooling around, making fun of old prog rock and generally attempting to create an alternate fake history of music.

There's a couple of reasons for doing this...

Firstly, having spent years reading Mojo, Shindig and Record Collector, as well as endless music biographies, I felt there was some mileage in taking rock history, throwing...