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Posted 13th August 2012 at 11:03 AM by Demoncrat


I've become besotted with a 17 year old girl. Physically she is my absolute "perfect woman" cough cough (petite demure brunette, a "good girl" ahem), and according to my mate she is "into" me (I'l be 44 in November), though he does claim to be psychic

This has taken me quite a bit of courage to tell you all this, and unlike a certain royal here, I'm not doing this to ask for sympathy (though i do feel for him, I'm not a total c*nt... having your heart ripped out is not pleasant WHATEVER age you are),

Buuuuuuuuuut....I have the sneaking suspicion that she is actually gay.. Ahem, I certainly know how to pick 'em.

Tonight's the night I'l find out anyhow. Wish me luck???

Honestly, next blog will be about the time I was caught wanking to Man Bites Dog
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    Make Them Die Slowly's Avatar
    I hope it all went well, if not there is always "Man Bites Dog".
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    Posted 13th August 2012 at 11:47 PM by Make Them Die Slowly Make Them Die Slowly is offline
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    Ah, there's no fool like an old fool folks. I really must stress that I struggled long enough to deny my attraction to her for a year, as I knew she was too young THEN.

    C'est la vie and end of line.
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    Posted 14th August 2012 at 10:46 AM by Demoncrat Demoncrat is offline
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    Hope it all goes well for you, mate.

    If she is gay, tell her you like women too, so you must be gay as well. It'll work like a charm. Or not. Actually, never listen to my advice, it's always ****ing rubbish and will get you into heaps of shit.
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    Posted 14th August 2012 at 11:20 AM by Daemonia Daemonia is offline
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    Yeah, for what it's worth, I'll throw my words of 'good luck' your way too, mate.

    Hopefully it has/will go well, and love knows no bounds etc!
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    Posted 14th August 2012 at 04:22 PM by bizarre_eye@Cult Labs bizarre_eye@Cult Labs is offline
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    Cheers guys. Twas a no, just to be clear....hence the "old fool" comment etc. It's been a shitty shitty week with this and several other downers (it never rains etc...) so I'm just glad I've got this ZFE trip to look forward to. Finally i'l get to see a Fulci film at the cinema (I no longer count the farcical Beyond showing in Dundee)
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    Posted 17th August 2012 at 10:44 AM by Demoncrat Demoncrat is offline
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    Thank gawd for this trip. Am plagued by visions of this quine. Ahem. Such is the price of having a vivid imagination. Pathetic really.

    c'est la vie........
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    Posted 24th August 2012 at 10:26 AM by Demoncrat Demoncrat is offline
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    Whose getting pissed off with the Prince then? Am frankly sick of his snide anti female nonsense EVER CHANCE HE GETS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN. Cant stand people who have to be the centre of attention. I come on this site to "get away from all that", and I have to put up with his SHITE?? no thanks, when he's grown up Il be back.
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    Posted 26th September 2012 at 11:50 AM by Demoncrat Demoncrat is offline
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