Christmas Comp #20 - Pieces - FINISHED

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

Hello! Today's prize is...

“A MASTERPIECE OF EARLY 80s SLEAZE.” – ELI ROTH, DIRECTOR OF “HOSTEL” AND “CABIN FEVER”.

From cult Spanish exploitation king, director Juan Piquer Simón (Slugs; Monster Island), comes Pieces, a brilliantly perverse 80s slasher starring Christopher George (The Exterminator; City Of The Living Dead), Lynda Day George (Beyond Evil; Mission: Impossible) and Jack Taylor (The Ninth Gate; Conan The Barbarian) that proves “you don’t have to go to Texas for a chainsaw massacre.”

Jigsaw puzzles can be maddening. They can drive you to distraction. You might even go so crazy as to take your own mother down with an axe... and that’s only the beginning for one repressed teenager.

On a Boston university campus, forty years later, young girls are missing out. Missing out on hands, feet, arms and heads as a certain puzzled psychopath carves a bloody swathe through the college’s female population. Only one tough cop has the stones to bring him in, but can he track down the slayer before all the girls are mincemeat?

Described by TerrorTrap.com as “sick, sleazy, demented and twisted… one of our guiltiest of guilty pleasures… deliriously fun”, Pieces is a must-see movie for 80s exploitation movie aficionados and slasher fans everywhere.

Pieces (cert. 18) will be released on DVD (£15.99) by Arrow Video on 5th September 2011.

Special Features
Introduction by star Jack Taylor; “Pieces Of Jack: An Actor’s Experience Of Spanish Splatter” – Actor Jack Taylor recollects his experiences of performing in “Pieces”; “Pieces of Deconstruction: Looking Back At A Grindhouse Gorefest” – “Hostel” producer Scott Spiegel, filmmaker Howard S. Berger, Fangoria’s Michael Gingold and horror historian Santos Ellin Jr. reflect on the lasting legacy of “Pieces”; audio commentary by Fangoria magazine’s Tony Timpone; reversible sleeve with original and newly commissioned artwork; double-sided fold out artwork poster; collector’s booklet featuring brand new writing on the film by Stephen Thrower, author of “Nightmare USA”; original 1.66:1 (16x9) anamorphic aspect ratio; original English and Spanish mono audio options.

All you have to do is get into the the festive spirit by helping us to make a Cult Labs Christmas Carol!

We all know the rhyme for 'Twas the night before Christmas

Night Before Christmas

Simply make up a Cult-Labs spoof of this well known poem a line at a time - just like those story comps.

So I'll start it off...

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the forum...

Then the next person will have to carry on the poem, using the rhyme of Twas the night before christmas as the basic structure. Get it?

Everyone that contributes before midnight will be put into a random draw.

You can contribute more than once, but you'll only be put into the hat once.

Let's see if we can make it to the end of the rhyme!

Good luck!

Kyle

On a totally unrelated and totally stupid note...

Did you hear, Kim Jong died?

"You mean Kim Jong Il?"

Nah. He's dead.

¬__¬

[sawyer6]

Not a goblin was stirring, not even Gollum

[Jinx_Barkman]

The Pieces of a Torso were hung by the chimney with care,

[antmumford]

Originally Posted by Jinx_Barkman

The Pieces of a Torso were hung by the chimney with care,

Whilst Kyle from Cult Labs snuck out for a scare!

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[Gigantor]

Who scared poor old Gojiroson who soiled his underwear

[Make Them Die Slowly]

Which Make Them Die Slowly mistakenly put on as his night cap.

[trouserpress]

The zombies were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of fresh meat danced in their heads.
And mummy in her bandages, and I in my clamp,
Had eaten the brains of a freshly killed tramp.

[PaulD]

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

Which Make Them Die Slowly mistakenly put on as his night cap.

And he sighed as his head got covered in crap.

[loki666]

Originally Posted by PaulD

And he sighed as his head got covered in crap.

As he was last in the human centipede, being forced through a cat flap.

[Bringer Of Funerals]

As shit entered his mouth
He wishes he had a better xmas, his brain was in slices
Stephen came and asked if he would like the shit in pieces