Christmas Comp #3 - The Squad DVD & Poster - FINISHED

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

It's time for the third Christmas countdown competition! Today one lucky winner will grab themselves a DVD and poster of The Squad!

THE SQUAD

“AN INTENSE EXPERIENCE, EXTREMELY CLAUSTROPHOBIC AND INVOLVING, WITH STRONG PERFORMANCES AND FULL TO THE BRIM WITH ATMOSPHERE."
TWITCH

When all communication with a remote military base situated in an area of intense guerrilla activity is lost, a unit of Colombian soldiers is sent on a mission to regain contact with their brothers-in-arms. Fearing the base has been taken over by enemy forces, they arrive to find the place seemingly devoid of life. Once power is restored to the outpost, the full horror of the situation is revealed – the place is littered with corpses, the walls daubed with blood and what appear to be magical symbols intended to ward off evil. Amidst the carnage the soldiers discover a woman buried alive behind one of the walls. The dead captain’s log reveals she had been captured in the area several days earlier and was being held on suspicion of being a guerrilla informant. Further interrogation of the woman reveals little, but soon leads to tensions amongst the men who are struggling to come to terms with the mysterious slaughter of their comrades. Confused and isolated, the soldiers find themselves gripped by inexplicable feelings of fear, mistrust and paranoia that leads them to question the nature and identity of their enemy.

Bloody horror and nail-biting tension combine in this chillingly atmospheric story of a group of elite soldiers sent to a remote bunker to investigate the circumstances surrounding a mysterious communications breakdown with a fellow unit.



Distributor: Momentum Pictures
Certificate: 15
Release date: 18th June, 2012
Price: tbc
Extras: tbc

THE SQUAD is out on DVD on the 18th June from Momentum Pictures.


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All you have to do to win is come up with a funny caption for either or both of the below images. That's it!

The funniest entries by the end of the competition will be put into a random draw where one lucky winner will be selected.

Post your answers in this thread!

Good luck,

Kyle

[PaulD]

Upon seeing Prince_Vajda's posts in the Random/Funny Pictures thread Santa Claus realised he was definitely going to be coming more than once a year now

[Rik]

Only thought of one for this pic so far



"I knew I shouldn't have used bloody Zavvi, this stuff is never gonna be here in time from my chimney drops!"

[sawyer6]

I'll still give you a ticket for speeding



Now where's the porn ?

[Rik]

PC Plod: "Are you sure these tow ropes are strong enough?"

Santa Claus: "Of course they are, stop worrying!"

PC Plod: "Ok, I'm having the time of my life woooooooo!"

Santa Claus: "You won't be when I untie these ropes over the Atlantic Ocean, he he"

PC Plod: "What was that, I couldn't hear you over Rudolf farting?"

Santa Claus: "I said, yeah me too officer, he he he sucker"

[bedorca]

Im terrible at caption competitions......apologies in advance

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Vic Dakin's latest outfit was a popular choice with Cult Labs members and his most seasonal avatar yet.

[antmumford]

1) "I wouldn't be so chuffed officer, the rest of my reindeer are above towing your wife who's just followed you from your lovers place"

2) "If Horror Movie Empire can get away with it then maybe I'll take a break and deliver 2012's Christmas pressies in 2013. What can anyone do about it? Come find me?"

[PaulD]

Originally Posted by antmumford

2) "If Horror Movie Empire can get away with it then maybe I'll take a break and deliver 2012's Christmas pressies in 2013. What can anyone do about it? Come find me?"

Too soon Ant, too soon

[antmumford]

Originally Posted by PaulD

Too soon Ant, too soon

It's not too soon for me though Yesterday I received an email confirmation that my last Blu-ray is being shipped out. Just in time for Xmas