Christmas Comp #3 - The Squad DVD & Poster - FINISHED
 

It's time for the third Christmas countdown competition! Today one lucky winner will grab themselves a DVD and poster of The Squad!


“AN INTENSE EXPERIENCE, EXTREMELY CLAUSTROPHOBIC AND INVOLVING, WITH STRONG PERFORMANCES AND FULL TO THE BRIM WITH ATMOSPHERE."
TWITCH

When all communication with a remote military base situated in an area of intense guerrilla activity is lost, a unit of Colombian soldiers is sent on a mission to regain contact with their brothers-in-arms. Fearing the base has been taken over by enemy forces, they arrive to find the place seemingly devoid of life. Once power is restored to the outpost, the full horror of the situation is revealed – the place is littered with corpses, the walls daubed with blood and what appear to be magical symbols intended to ward off evil. Amidst the carnage the soldiers discover a woman buried alive behind one of the walls. The dead captain’s log reveals she had been captured in the area several days earlier and was being held on suspicion of being a guerrilla informant. Further interrogation of the woman reveals little, but soon leads to tensions amongst the men who are struggling to come to terms with the mysterious slaughter of their comrades. Confused and isolated, the soldiers find themselves gripped by inexplicable feelings of fear, mistrust and paranoia that leads them to question the nature and identity of their enemy.

Bloody horror and nail-biting tension combine in this chillingly atmospheric story of a group of elite soldiers sent to a remote bunker to investigate the circumstances surrounding a mysterious communications breakdown with a fellow unit.

The Squad - Trailer - YouTube

Distributor: Momentum Pictures
Certificate: 15
Release date: 18th June, 2012
Price: tbc
Extras: tbc

THE SQUAD is out on DVD on the 18th June from Momentum Pictures.


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All you have to do to win is come up with a funny caption for either or both of the below images. That's it!

The funniest entries by the end of the competition will be put into a random draw where one lucky winner will be selected.

Post your answers in this thread!

Good luck,

Kyle

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Upon seeing Prince_Vajda's posts in the Random/Funny Pictures thread Santa Claus realised he was definitely going to be coming more than once a year now

Only thought of one for this pic so far

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"I knew I shouldn't have used bloody Zavvi, this stuff is never gonna be here in time from my chimney drops!"

I'll still give you a ticket for speeding
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Now where's the porn ?
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PC Plod: "Are you sure these tow ropes are strong enough?"

Santa Claus: "Of course they are, stop worrying!"

PC Plod: "Ok, I'm having the time of my life woooooooo!"

Santa Claus: "You won't be when I untie these ropes over the Atlantic Ocean, he he"

PC Plod: "What was that, I couldn't hear you over Rudolf farting?"

Santa Claus: "I said, yeah me too officer, he he he sucker"

Im terrible at caption competitions......apologies in advance :pound:

Vic Dakin's latest outfit was a popular choice with Cult Labs members and his most seasonal avatar yet.

1) "I wouldn't be so chuffed officer, the rest of my reindeer are above towing your wife who's just followed you from your lovers place"

2) "If Horror Movie Empire can get away with it then maybe I'll take a break and deliver 2012's Christmas pressies in 2013. What can anyone do about it? Come find me?"

Too soon Ant, too soon :)

It's not too soon for me though ;) Yesterday I received an email confirmation that my last Blu-ray is being shipped out. Just in time for Xmas :p

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Who said pigs can't fly!


Pic B

God doesn't time fly where the year gone, Can't believe it's December again already and I haven't even started my Xmas shopping, right where do I start,

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The police has finally found a more efficient way to deliver your speeding tickets to your house.

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What is this cult-laps gone wild topic?
-I made a huge mistake

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I've been doing this for hundred of years, think ill email work and ask for day of this year I'm sure I'm over due on my holidays,

Im so glad i won The Squad last time it was up for grabs because im not funny so i had no chance of winning. Best of luck everyone.

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"Finally the sequel everyone has been waiting for is coming to cinemas Christmas day.

DIRTY NICK, CRAZY TRICK

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"No, No, No! Is that? Oh dear God. That's two girls, one cup! I wonder what Mrs. Claus will think of it?"

"Good God! That hack Coca Cola have done it this year AGAIN!"
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Having got into his Santa fetish gear and arranged a positively bumper selection of photos of women's rear ends, Prince Vajda began having second thoughts before hitting Enter.*

(*Yes, he unsdrstood the euphemism that Enter could be mistaken for, whilst staring at women's bits and pieces)

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Should the monitor be steaming? Is it really an advanced kind of kettle? thought Santa to himself.

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When the police break down, Jim is always there to fix it.

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Upon reflection, Sergeant Greaves realised he probably shouldn't have had mushroom pizza at Tommy Chong's restuarant.

2nd picture.

"Jesus, I can't send out these Amsterdamned discs with cover art like THAT!"

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Friedkin just couldn't resist adding yet another.car chase into his new animated film, The Santa Connection.

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I asked Mrs Claus for a Mac for Christmas!

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Shit I forgot to sort out people Christmas present,
see if I won today's comp I can send them out instead they will never know,
Save a lot of time and money for me,

And today's lucky winner is...

:first: Daemonia!

Congratulations, The Squad on DVD and it's poster is now all yours :woot:


Kyle

Well done Daemonia :clap::clap:

Congrats Daemonia!

:clap::clap::clap:

Good work Daemonia. :)

Congrats ... Well done,

Congrats Daemonia! :clap:

Well done Daemonia !

Nicely done Daemonia :clap:

Its a really good film.

Good grief, there were some good entries and didn't think for a minute I'd win! Well done to all the entrants, you all gave me a good chuckle.

Thanks again. :D