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WIN JOHN CARPENTER'S VAMPIRES DUAL FORMAT! 1 Attachment(s) Okay people,here's your chance to win a brand new sealed copy of John Carpenter's Vampire on the Poiwerhouse/Indicator label! All we're looking for in twenty words or less...... "I would like to be a vampire because…" The most humorous reply wins. Simple! You need to be in it to win it! :rolleyes: Thanks to Nos for his input on this one.:clap: Closing date is Friday 10th February. www.youtube.com/watch?v=guKy9PDLsYs |
I would like to be a vampire because… ...then the insult 'You suck!' would make me crack up with laughter! |
To completely subvert this competition I would HATE to be a vampire because... ...I wouldn't be able to see my face when I was putting my make-up on |
Yep.Use like to be/hate to be where applicable.:nod: |
I would like to be a vampire because… ... I've always wanted to be able to transform myself into a praying mantis! |
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lol Excellent, you deserve to win. :hail: |
Im pretty sure im a vampire because im a night person not day, and my life sucks. |
Whats a vampire fav song and group. Transvision vamp Fangs can only get better Bat out of hell Vampire weekend Alice Cooper: I love the dead Pearl Jam: Blood Prague Philharmonic Orchestra: Dracula Has Risen From The Grave Radiohead: We Suck Young Blood Rob Zombie: Rocket From The Crypt: I Drink Blood Scientist: Dance of the Vampire Sebadoh: Vampire Signs of Chaos: Vampires & Robots Smashing Pumpkins: We Only Come Out At Night Vampire Jokes Q: How does a female vampire flirt? A: She bats her eyes! Q: What’s a Vampire’s least favorite song? A: Another one bites the dust! Q: What’s a Spanish vampire’s favourite dance? A: The fangdango! Q: How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire? A: So long sucker! Q: What happens when two vampires meet? A: It was love at first bite! Q: Why are vampires like false teeth? A: They all come out at night! Q: What is a vampire’s favourite drink? A: A Bloody Mary! Q: Why are vampires easily fooled? A: Because they are born suckers. Q: Why did the vampire telephone the undertaker? A: To see if there was any new take-away meals available!! Q: Why did the vampire fall in love with his neighbour? A: Because she was the ghoul necks door!! Q: What does a vampire take for a bad cold? A: Coffin drops! Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite cartoon character? A: Batman! Q: Why do vampires eat in homeless shelters? A: They can eat for necks to nothing in them! Q: Which flavor of ice cream is Dracula’s favorite? A: Vein-illa! Of course!! Q: What happened when the vampire went to the blood bank? A: He asked to make a withdrawal! Q: Why did the vampire keep acting batty? A: It was in his blood. Sorry i do apologise i just get bored and fed up when i cant sleep and im wide awake at 2:30 in the morn Have said before im a night /insomniac person |
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We dont have to its dead easy to wash and brush your teeth without a mirror. |
1 Attachment(s) I would like to be a vampire because, as you can see, I hate shaving so not being able to see my reflection would be the perfect excuse! Attachment 186760 |
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