Weapons of Choice
 

Weapons Of Choice.

So the inevitable has happened,that comet has smashed into the planet,the dead have risen from their graves,Simon Cowell has been elected President Of the world,
All hell has broken loose,the government have scurried off into the bunkers under London,the military are shooting everyone (for no better reason than they just enjoy doing that kind of thing).
You need to choose a weapon to fight your way thru the dead eyed brain dead and the zombies.
You can choose one weapon,must be from a film,but choose carefully,if its a gun you'll need to re supply your ammo,if its a chainsaw you will need petrol,remember shop smart shop K-mart.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-E...pd_and_fal.jpg

(just in case this has already been done please blow its head off)

Balls
 

My ideal weapon would be the Phantasm balls,complete with drill and able to fly around,powered by some supernatural bollocks it should last awhile.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-A...52848%2529.jpg

Videodrome Gun
 

If for some reason my balls weren't working then id probably opt for the gun
in Videodrome,great holster and with devastating results.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-1...e_image_01.jpg https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-a...deodrome05.jpghttps://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-l...52818%2529.pnghttps://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-o...52826%2529.png

As long as the threat was mainly the undead, i think i'd opt for a sword.

Not a Braveheart style broadsword, i'd be knackered after thirty seconds wielding that, but something on the lines of a rapier but a little chunkier as i wouldn't want it to break either.

I think after several hours of hacking heads off ,you would get wrist ache ;)

If we were on the run from zombie hordes together Ron, we could just let your sphere do all the work and we could grab a pint. :woot:

How does the Tall Man stop his balls attacking him?knowing my luck id let them loose and they would end up chasing me......:confused:

:lol: If you're hoping for a smutty wrist ache reply then you ain't getting one.

My idea wouldn't be to stand around hacking at zombies, it would be to find a shopping mall and do moronic things for two hours before i decide to open the doors and let the undead in as the stories going nowhere fast.

The Thing Inside The Case in Kiss Me Deadly...

http://www.picturenose.com/wp-conten...-me-Deadly.jpg


The Thing Inside the Booth in Repo Man

http://blueprintreview.co.uk/wp-cont...Repo-Man-1.jpg

Both ineffective as a bright light wouldn't bother the undead eyes of a zombie. ;) :tongue1:

Now had you said the Ark of the Covenant, that would have been different.