The Reviews Tip Thread. How the hell do some of you guys and gals knock reviews out so easily? I'm crap at them and like listening to recordings of my own voice i despise reading something i wrote. I've had a shit few days, I'm half cut and i appear to have a chest infection brewing. So this is my first thread (i think) be nice. In case it isn't clear this isn't for actual reviews, its for tips, advice, hints, ideas on actually writing the damn things. I've spent the past 3 hours trying to compose something on Bone Tomahawk. I've got maybe three lines. |
I'd never reviewed anything until i started on here. I'm not sure if i should offer advice or not as i'm not sure if my reviews are any good or not. Some are, others it's just a case of trying to say a few words about a film rather than any real review. I started off by taking notes on a pad whilst watching films i knew i wanted to review. Mainly ones for the Gothic Thread. Then the next day i'd attempt to turn the notes into some sort of review. I still do this for things i want to review properly like i did with The Green Inferno. I try not to read too much about a film i'm about to try and review as i find it's other people's words in my head rather than my own. I think really it's just practice. Maybe Frankie can offer you advice. He has a certain style which i admire. Meaning you can always tell which review came from the pen of the Teardrop. |
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Very kind of you both, but I see my reviews as being akin to a public diary, nothing more. As for 'style', yes it's easier when you're pissed... |
Swearing, lots of exclamation marks, a reference to anal sex and calling Nordy something derogatory! |
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Actually often that is the review. |
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He's like Withnail when he watches a film and Byron when he writes about it. |
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I think the biggest problem is trying to explain the story in a few lines. I struggle to condense it down and worry it won't make sense. |
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