23rd April 2013, 12:00 AM
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| Cultist on the Rampage | | Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, UK | |
THE BEING - Early eighties monster action from the director of the lamentable 'Blood Diner'. Despite its mediocre reputation, I really enjoyed it. It kind of put me in mind of things like 'The Deadly Spawn', 'Nightbeast' and 'Humanoids From The Deep', although it's not quite as satisfyingly trashy as all those. Beyond the bad effects and the cardboard characters is a strangely haunting quality which hinges on the movie's backstory about a boy who goes missing around a toxic waste dump, only to return as a wretched cyclops mutant, and, although it's a little tongue-in-cheek in places, it has that creepy, numb feeling I always associate with films made around its time.
SEXANDROIDE - Three horror porn vignettes come together in this French shot-on-video oddity. The episodes are more akin to minimal grand guignol performances than stories, and manage to be simultaneously nauseating and laughable, particularly the second skit which features a guy in bad monster make-up subjecting his female victim to some pretty heavy DIY piercing. 'Sexandroide' is also fairly notorious for its final section which is basically ten minutes of a nude vampire dancing to Tina Turner. Theoretically stunningly bizarre, but oddly uninvolving, at least on my second viewing. Maybe a film that should only ever be seen once, as it lives in the memory more vividly than it plays in real time. Only available on 'the grey market', and I can't imagine that ever changing.
HELP ME... I'M POSSESSED - Films like this are kind of the reason I still bother with movies, or at least explain why I watch as many weird flicks as I do. Just when you feel jaded enough to throw in the towel, something like this comes along and blows away the cobwebs... actually, I'm cheating a bit as I've seen 'HM...IP' before, but I forgot how utterly and charmingly mental it is. And yes, unlike the previous entry, 'stunningly bizarre' actually works in this case. I can't begin to summarise what goes on in this movie, despite its apparently simple 'plot' (evil scientist operates a fake asylum in a desert, and there's a monster)... it's more like a dream than a film, a fractured collage of scenes that go nowhere but make sense on some way abstract plane. There's even the most effectively Lovecraftian entity I've ever seen on film, which is basically just a load of red string being waved in the night... OK, I realise I'm coming from a very subjective angle when I advocate for this lost jewel of bad filmmaking, but I'd go as far as to say that it's required viewing for anyone interested in the notion of horror cinema as unintentional nightmare psychedelia.
EVIL DEAD - Doesn't seem like it's had a very good reception on this board, but I quite liked it. I'm going to have to reserve judgement in a way due to making the mistake of deciding to see it whilst massively hungover. But yeah, I quite liked the decision to go for a blackly serious approach whilst throwing in loads of blood and guts, and I have to admit that in a few instances the film did generate a genuine sense of something quite disturbing happening, which I think was mainly down to the use of sound. It's not going to survive comparisons with the original, which made an impression by virtue of its cartoon delirium (I never think of 'the Evil Dead' as 'comedy horror' by the way, it gets way higher than that) and, without that essential madness, what we have is just another bunch of guys and gals being slaughtered by demons in a cabin in the woods. But for all that, I think 'Evil Dead' still has an intensity, and, as with 'Maniac' recently, it's nice to see something like this dirtying the multiplex.
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