What Films Have You Seen Recently?

[Nosferatu@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

Shannyn Sossamon and Pink wandering about underneath Paris.

In the right hands, that could make a fascinating, and possibly hilarious, post-modern documentary about the pitfalls of fame.

[bizarre_eye@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Susan Foreman

Then I tried looking for 'found footage', cross referenced with 'Demdike', and it brought up what I was searching for

Found footage of Demdike is a scary prospect indeed.

Originally Posted by Susan Foreman

Alternatively, I am Demdike's forum stalker, and I have saved every single post he has ever made, and I just looked thru them!

A much more likely scenario!

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Nosferatu@Cult Labs

In the right hands, that could make a fascinating, and possibly hilarious, post-modern documentary about the pitfalls of fame.

That makes you sound soooo boring.

[Nosferatu@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

That makes you sound soooo boring.

Am I the only one who sometimes treats po-faced films and programmes like comedies? That's how I make it through Exorcist II: The Heretic!

[J Harker]

Originally Posted by Nosferatu@Cult Labs

Am I the only one who sometimes treats po-faced films and programmes like comedies? That's how I make it through Exorcist II: The Heretic!

What's your excuse for the original?

[Nosferatu@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by J Harker

What's your excuse for the original?

To paraphrase The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, "Excuses? I don't need no stinkin' excuses!"

[J Harker]

Originally Posted by Nosferatu@Cult Labs

To paraphrase The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, "Excuses? I don't need no stinkin' excuses!"

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Ouija (2014)

A film that's so average it's scary, unlike the film which isn't scary in the least. In fact were it not for one scene, (and it was a good scene i admit, in which a girl brushing her teeth has her lips sown shut, her eyes blinded, is then levitated and finally has her head smashed on the sink) it could have passed as a PG certificate film.

Ouija doesn't do an awful lot wrong, it has decent acting and effects and the lovely Olivia Cooke holds things together well, but it's just so bland. It doesn't grip the viewer in the slightest and has no exploitative elements whatsoever.

If ever a horror film was classed as rainy Sunday afternoon viewing then Ouija is it. Trust me...that ain't a complement.

[J Harker]

Alice Through the Looking Glass. James Robin. 2016.

This hasn't even finished yet but I can't be bothered waiting to the end to say it's rubbish. I really like Tim Burtons first film but this is pants.

[Nosferatu@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by J Harker

Alice Through the Looking Glass. James Robin. 2016.

This hasn't even finished yet but I can't be bothered waiting to the end to say it's rubbish. I really like Tim Burtons first film but this is pants.

I watched it a month or two ago and can't remember much about it apart from having something to do with time – something the film did a great job of wasting.