What Films Have You Seen Recently?

[Make Them Die Slowly]

Originally Posted by mr 420

But it doesn't sound like anything blows up.

Shit surely blows up...after the baddies have been beaten up, the vigilante puts a hand grenade in their clothing and the viewer gets to see the same stock footage explosion over and over again.

[Demoncrat]

Originally Posted by mr 420

But it doesn't sound like anything blows up.

Race to see who gets it first then

Just perused Best Of The Best (1989, Robert Radler)
Wacky cast. Eric's hair must have had a trailer all its own . Great bar brawl. Then some hippy bint turns up. Sadly as this is not a Franco film, she keeps her kit on. These vhs excursions are fun ... must dig out my La Grande Illusion (as I am secretly an arthouse ponce )

[Make Them Die Slowly]

I am thinking of only reviewing films in short hand from now:

Shit blows up!...action film
Dem will like it...direct to DVD dross or one of those old lady films he likes.
Teardropian...80s clunker seen through the bottom of a wine glass.
Art house ponce...BE likes it
Trebor will buy it...any film that isn't covered by the above.

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

I am thinking of only reviewing films in short hand from now:

Shit blows up!...action film
Dem will like it...direct to DVD dross or one of those old lady films he likes.
Teardropian...80s clunker seen through the bottom of a wine glass.
Art house ponce...BE likes it
Trebor will buy it...any film that isn't covered by the above.

What's an Old Lady film?

[Make Them Die Slowly]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

What's an Old Lady film?

Haha. Best Whatever it's called Hotel.

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Stargate: The Ark of Truth (2008)

Feature length film which continues on where the series left off. All the regulars return in an explosive 90 minutes of top notch Stargate fun in a battle against the Ori. Stargate fans who haven't seen it will recognize an old foe from past episodes but i won't spoil things here as their return was an added bonus to what was a terrific film.

I also watched Little Women (1949) which was wonderfully made in glorious Technicolor. However it's not exactly Cult Labs material and shit don't blow up!

[mr 420]

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

Haha. Best Whatever it's called Hotel.

Don't forget Downtown Abbey.

[Make Them Die Slowly]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

Stargate: The Ark of Truth (2008)

Feature length film which continues on where the series left off. All the regulars return in an explosive 90 minutes of top notch Stargate fun in a battle against the Ori. Stargate fans who haven't seen it will recognize an old foe from past episodes but i won't spoil things here as their return was an added bonus to what was a terrific film.

I also watched Little Women (1949) which was wonderfully made in glorious Technicolor. However it's not exactly Cult Labs material and shit don't blow up!

Little Women is a great film, watched it all the time with the girl MTDS when she was younger. The more recent one too.

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

Haha. Best Whatever it's called Hotel.

Ha,ha. Fair enough.

I would say i'm surprised you remembered but as it's you i expect you have a file on all of us.

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by mr 420

Don't forget Downtown Abbey.

Whats that then? An Italian rip off of Downton?