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Sidekicks (1992, Aaron Norris) A bizarre blend of Walter Mitty and chicken soft core. Asthmatic teen struggles through life with Mako spouting wisdom and dumplings in reality and El Chuckie grooming him in his heid. Quite simply the strangest 'kids' film since Return To Oz. Joe Piscopo obviously never changed his haircut at all ...
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I'm with Rik on this one. 1408 is really well scripted and directed, with fine performances by the main characters. I think it's a really tense and atmospheric film without the cheap, fake jump scares which blight so many recent films.
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Lake Eerie (Chris Majors, 2016) Moving can be traumatic. But finding that your new abode may just be a hellgate? Bummer. Low budget horror can often be a battle betwixt intention and ability...in this case both may be overreaching themselves somewhat. Plus it commits the crime of being quite dull....ho hum ... Now watching the rather loonier Witch Bitch (1990, Michael Fischa) More later today as the battery is fading again ahem ....nighty night all!! Morning!! AKA Death Spa, this fetching tale of revenge from beyond the grave gives lie to the phrase "til death do us part" . The Starbody Health Center () is the place to be it seems. But not for long...featuring some nasty demises and the actual cause of all this sorrow could be put down to the worst case of post partum depression yet!! Always had a soft spot for this one, mainly due to one of the characters being called Moray . Ahem.
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so me and one of my mates (just because it was Easter Sunday) decided to watch Passion of the Christ. Mel Gibson's controversial film, kinda blows what you were taught at school (well what i was taught anyway). The film portrays the last hours of Jesus and depicts the torture he went through up to and including his crucifixion. even if you're not religious it is a very fascinating film to watch, however while watching it there are moments where it tries to be horror but fails. 6/10
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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) Extended Edition. ****1/2 out of ***** My rankings of the Middle-earth saga: The Two Towers The Return of the King The Fellowship of the Ring The Desolation of Smaug An Unexpected Journey The Battle of the Five Armies
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Zombie Flesh Eaters Seen it tons of times before, first via the cut 1992/3 Vipco VHS, then via the slightly less cut Stonevision UK DVD in the early 2000's, finally uncut a couple of years later with the Italian Shock DVD (as Zombi 2), and again fully uncut with the Mediablasters R1 25th Anniversary DVD. A few years back Blue Underground released it on Blu Ray, so I saw in HD for the first time and finally Arrow released a great 2 disc set 5 years ago (I won't mention the missing 6 seconds, or the piss about I had getting my copy) Despite seeing it many times in various versions on various platforms, last nights viewing of the Arrow BD was ruined slightly. The reason for this is because back in October (and again a couple of weeks back) a certain moderator called Demdike reviewed the film and pointed out all the glaring mistakes, mistakes I'd known about and seen previously, but now I found myself watching out for them and realising just how much they stand out It's certainly not Fulci's best film, but it is definitely my favourite of his and the one I tend to watch the most, so thanks Dem for ruining it for me every time I watch it, most appreciated *It is a bit shit really, but I ****ing love it Note to self, I must watch Casablanca and TRY find some mistakes to pay Demdike back IMG_0065.JPG
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