What Films Have You Seen Recently? - Page 4239

Demdike@Cult Labs · #**42381** 13th July 2017, 08:00 PM

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John Wick Chapter 2.

Wildly over the top mayhem that expands the world of the first film to good effect. Keanu Reeves is fantastic in the main role, a brooding presence with barely contained violence under the skin. Whilst not the greatest actor around, he has a certain physical heaviness in this role. You do not doubt he is able to kill 10s of people at once while taking a beating at the same time. Recommended.

What happens this time?

Last time someone killed his dog, did someone spill his drink in this one?

Make Them Die Slowly · #**42382** 13th July 2017, 08:21 PM

Alpha Girls: A Satanic Sorority Slasher

This starts out pretty well in a shower of boobs, blood, intestines and satanic tomfoolery before turning into an okayish rip off of The Craft as oddly enough, Satanic power corrupts!

J Harker · #**42383** 13th July 2017, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

I don't think it is the joke that is the problem but the massive post cluttering up the thread, long after the original posts were made.

Jokes are all about the timing after all....

They're not ALL about the timing. Helps if they're funny.

Make Them Die Slowly · #**42384** 13th July 2017, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by J Harker

They're not ALL about the timing. Helps if they're funny.

Haha! Oh, it was funny but not in a conventional sense.

Demdike@Cult Labs · #**42385** 13th July 2017, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

Haha! Oh, it was funny but not in a conventional sense.

Like gag then?

J Harker · #**42386** 14th July 2017, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by gag

Get ta £uck and don't talk shi£e , bloody do one, He crap and a wank actor

And if you are a potty mouth, check this video out which links swearing to honesty

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I've only just noticed there's a video on the end of this article. Doesn't seem to be working though...
Perhaps Demdike or one of the other mods could look into it for us?? So we can all enjoy it?

Nosferatu@Cult Labs · #**42387** 14th July 2017, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by J Harker

I've only just noticed there's a video on the end of all this poo. Doesn't seem to be working though...
Perhaps Demdike or one of the other mods could look into it for us?? So we can all enjoy it?

It works fine for me, but it has the YouTube tags around it so probably only works on computers. I think this is the equivalent link for mobile phones:

https://youtu.be/3c2pjVkA_44

J Harker · #**42388** 14th July 2017, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Nosferatu@Cult Labs

It works fine for me, but it has the YouTube tags around it so probably only works on computers. I think this is the equivalent link for mobile phones:

https://youtu.be3c2pjVkA_44

Only you Nos...