29th November 2012, 11:35 PM
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Red Riding Hood - 2011 USA/Canada d: Catherine Hardwicke
Er...wow.
I have seen some badly written, stylistically clichéd, risible embarrassments of films in my time, but this truly takes the biscuit.
Other than some beautiful women to look at this film has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. It is a dire and desperate mistake of large proportions. I am not sure what it is trying to be really - horror, drama, romance, comedy? it is impossible to tell. It ultimately comes across as a very bad comedy which is not at all funny. There are cringe inducing anachronisms that make one boggle (the modern dance party to celebrate a wolf's death, clumsy inappropriate language like "okay" or "party" and so on) at the ludicrous ineptitude of it all. And don't start me on the music.
The whodunit element is utterly unengaging - you just don't care who the werewolf is or what its motivations are, and even the lovely Amanda Seyfried is a simpering sap of a heroine. For some reason Julie Christie sleepwalks through her part with an American accent. Gary Oldman is...well, no as over-ripe as he usually is, but the smell of ham is pretty strong. Only Lukas Haas retains the merest shred of dignity.
Ugh. This is a horrible film. A truly bad film, not an enjoyably bad film or a kitsch film, just bad. very bad. All time bad. This is down there with the worst of the worst.
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