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Franco? It's a twisted wee film ... this is Jessland really ... enter the void Like Lorna or Sexy Sisters ... It's truly unique
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Exorcism (Jess Franco ) Franco plays a excommunicated priest who tortures and kills those he believes are Satanists. Plenty of 70s bush on display but if you took out all the soft core sex the film would only be 40 minutes in length. 6/10 Now watching sicario |
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Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome 1985. After being exiled Max wanders around the wasteland and helps a band of children escape Aunt Entity, a queen ruler of a gladiator fight dome. The third instalment of the Mad Max, Mel Gibson reprises as the ex policeman vigilante/drifter, this one does start off a bit slow but does build up the pace. Tina Turner stars as the Aunt Entity. Unlike the previous movies, this does take the final part to a different take on the post apocalyptic way people together creating a sport for entertaining purposes. 7-8 out of 10.
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Sleeper. Woody allen is Miles monro a neurotic who runs a health food shop called The happy carrot in New york. he goes to hospital for a routine operation and wakes up 200 years later in a future that is a fashist dictatership. Reluctently he is forced to join up with the rebels into helping them over throw the goverment, with the help of Luna played by Diane keaten. this is so funny and much better than Woody allens later films which although still made me laugh were to intellectual. The humour is slap stick and with loads of Woody allens classic one liners like, when Luna goes it's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for 200 years. and Woodys character replys, 204 if you count my marriage. Stand out scenes include a giant chicken and vegetables, a massive instant pudding that Woody allen has to fight off while disguised as a robot, and the weird orb the orgasmatron which people in the future have sex with. priceless comedy and i award 93.7 out of 100.
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aaawatch4.jpg DON'T PANIC CHAPS (1959) Hammer Films comedy set in WWII. A small team of bumbling British soldiers are sent to an island to set up an observation post. The island has a handful of German soldiers living in an old monastery. They put their differences aside and decide to make the most of the deserted island. Then, a girl is shipwrecked on the island and tensions rise.. Slapstick style comedy. Very silly in places but harmless fun with the usual recognisable faces. |
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