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In the missing section they had a whole shed load of spaceships that shot the shit out of everything, with jets of radioactive silly string ... till Chuck Norris turned up, flexed his muscles and did the splits like James Brown on a bag of cocaine... The radioactive space donkeys knew they were beaten so they all went down the East End for a knees up with Sid James and Barbara Windsor...and tits... They climbed the apples and pairs, did the knees up with mother brown, shat on a swan...and dog gone done that funky chicken...Jim Dale was freewheelin' down the street on a hospital dolly wearing a disco ball jacket and day glow Y - fronts. Bernard Bresslaw stood by as a one eyed cyclops , twitching his neon moustache and George Bernard Shaw was inserting plums into Audrey Hepburn's anus. Sod London after Midnight, this is the lost film i wan't to see. And why not?.. norman-barry-002-film-80.jpg Barry Normal...
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Watching the film drunk as a skunk is the only way to do it in my opinion that way you can pass out after about ten minutes and wake up as the credits roll. A right load of beautifully filmed pretentious bullshit! |
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Saturday night was Charles Bronson night. Cold Sweat (1970) Bond director Terence Young teams up with hard man Charles Bronson who swaps his stone faced vigilante day job for a swell time on the French Riviera in this reasonably down to earth thriller. The plot, following an interesting first fifteen minutes meanders a little but is brought back on track with a tremendous car chase which lights the fuse of a cracking finale. James Mason and Liv Ullmann co-star with hard man Luigi Pistilli giving the movie a definite spaghetti vibe. The Evil That Men Do (1984) How do you follow a Bronson film like Cold Sweat? With a Bronson film that gives the viewer a cold sweat, a film such as The Evil That Man Do. In it Charles Bronson basically plays his Death Wish anti-hero Paul Kersey, pulled out of retirement to deal with a sadistic torturer at work in an oppressed South American country. J Lee Thompson out does even the great Michael Winner in the violence and depravity stakes in this grueling thriller in which some of the torture scenes are genuinely repellent, but he and Bronson knew each other well and this was the third time (out of seven) that the pair teamed up resulting in a slick, fast paced and yes, ultra violent action movie that will definitely grab you by the balls. |
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But yeah, you really need a hell of a lot of viewings to comprehend just a small percentage of the film. |
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