Isn't the Jaws news just some internet piffle?

I'm sorry but with a PIC like this for a advertisement for a horror would actualy put me of wanting to watch the film the PIC prob more scary than the film, awful isn't the word ,
Surely it must be the worst picture for a advertisement for a horror

If he's in it then it's clearly a Scary Movie type parody

The poster is a rip-off of The Devil Inside poster:

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...which must be one of the (many) films they'll be parodying in this particular lump of cinematic fecal matter.

However, with The Devil Inside also resembling fecal matter (in more ways than one) the two films could be comparable. ;)

A mate of mine went to see it with his girlfriend the other week, he said if he hadn't paid good money to see it, he would've walked out halfway through. So, on that recommendation, I've no desire to see it myself :nod:

No exaggeration, but it's one of the worst films I've ever seen.

Not only is it laughable and poorly presented (as with certain films this can be forgiven to some extent), but it is mind-numbingly, ass-achingly DULL.

That's pretty much what my mate said

Well I'm particularly looking forward to Lars Von Trier's two-part Nymph()maniac.

Cinema has been a little stale for a while, and Lars will shake it up again.

Under the Skin - Official Trailer (2014) [HD] Scarlett Johansson - YouTube


Genuinely looking forward to this one from Jonathan Glazer.


Also these look good.....

Transcendence Official Trailer #1 (2014) - Johnny Depp Sci-Fi Movie HD - YouTube

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Trailer 2014 Movie - Official [HD] - YouTube

Zombeavers. Surely a contender for film of the year!

http://youtu.be/7onFrBK_hKE

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