Fav Movie Quotes

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From The Blues Brothers.
[Fog horn and warning bell sounds.]
Elwood Blues: You don't like it?
"Joliet" Jake Blues: No, I don't like it.
[Elwood jumps the car over an opening drawbridge.]
"Joliet" Jake Blues: Car's got a lot of pickup.
Elwood Blues: It's got a cop motor, a four hundred and forty cubic inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters, so it runs good on regular gas. What do you say? Is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
"Joliet" Jake Blues: Fix the cigarette lighter.

one of my favourite quotes from Holiday On The Buses

Stan Butler: I'm sorry you broke your foot.

Inspector 'Blakey' Blake: [suprised] Thanks.

Stan Butler: It should've been your neck!


my favourite from Carry On Abroad

Stuart Farquhar: My name is Stuart Farquhar, the representative of Wundatours.

Pepe: Stupid what?

Stuart Farquhar: STUART! STUART FARQUHAR!

Pepe: Ahh, you Mr. Farqiarse.

[Rondadoronron]

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SeinfeldThe Revenge



GEORGE: I'm gonna slip him a mickey.

JERRY: What? In his drink? Are you outta your mind? What? Are you Peter

Lorre?

GEORGE: You don't understand. He's got this big party coming up. He's been

looking forward to this for months. This is gonna destroy the whole

thing.

JERRY: What if you destroy him?

GEORGE: No. No. No. No. No. Don't worry. It's perfectly safe. I researched

it. He'll get a little woozy. He might keel over.

JERRY: Well, wha - what does that do? Big deal.

GEORGE: This is what they would do in the movies! It's a beautiful thing!

It's like a movie! I'm gonna slip him a mickey!

JERRY: You've really gone mental.

GEORGE: Nah.

JERRY: Where are you gonna get this mickey? I can't believe I'm saying

"mickey"!

[PaulD]

Originally Posted by Rondadoronron

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SeinfeldThe Revenge







GEORGE: I'm gonna slip him a mickey.



JERRY: What? In his drink? Are you outta your mind? What? Are you Peter



Lorre?



GEORGE: You don't understand. He's got this big party coming up. He's been



looking forward to this for months. This is gonna destroy the whole



thing.



JERRY: What if you destroy him?



GEORGE: No. No. No. No. No. Don't worry. It's perfectly safe. I researched



it. He'll get a little woozy. He might keel over.



JERRY: Well, wha - what does that do? Big deal.



GEORGE: This is what they would do in the movies! It's a beautiful thing!



It's like a movie! I'm gonna slip him a mickey!



JERRY: You've really gone mental.



GEORGE: Nah.



JERRY: Where are you gonna get this mickey? I can't believe I'm saying



"mickey"!

Even just reading his makes me laugh. I love how enthused George is over doing it because it's like in the movies.

[Rondadoronron]

Tv Quote Seinfeld



I could spend my life quoting Seinfeld,only trouble being few people would know what i was on about,so you guys have to suffer.Its the last line the gets me.

Prisoner: Gotta get my Time magazine... Never miss my Time magazine.

Guard: Yeah, get your magazine and let's get out of here.

George lifts the last copy from the rack before the con can get it.

Prisoner: Hey, I was gonna take that!

George: Gee, I'm sorry... I got here first.

Prisoner: I don't care when you got here, I want the magazine...

George: You don't understand, there's a *blurb* about me in this magazine!

Prisoner: A *blurb*?!? *You're* a blurb! Check out the cover, idiot!

Guard: All right, let's go...

George checks out the cover shot which shows a picture of the aforementioned prisoner with the caption ``Caught!'' written below.

Prisoner: I want the magazine!

George: Umm... No.

Prisoner: You know what I would do to you, if I wasn't in these shackles...

George: But you are Blanche... You *are* in the shackles. Oh, I can't wait to read my *Time* magazine! Laaaast copy, too. Maybe I'll read it tomorrow-- in the park! It's supposed to be a beeyootiful day! Have a nice life... sentence, that is!

[PaulD]

Soooo funny!

[Rondadoronron]

Tv Quote Seinfeld

I luv the fact that they both realize there not cut out for swinging or orgies.

Jerry is dating a girl but really wants to date her roommate. George suggests that the only way to make the switch is to propose a menage a trois

JERRY: No actually, she took it pretty well.

GEORGE: So what happened?

JERRY: She's into it.

GEORGE: Into what?

JERRY: The manage. And not only that. She just called me and said

she talked to the roommate and the roomate's into the manage too.

GEORGE: That's unbelievable.

JERRY: Oh, it's a scene man.

GEORGE: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that

you know me and have access to my dementia?

JERRY: What are you talking about? I'm not goin' to do it.

GEORGE: You're not goin to do it? What do you mean, You're not goin

to do it?

JERRY: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy.

GEORGE: Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ... by accident.

JERRY: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes

everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to

grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new

bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting.

I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.

... Naw, I'm not ready for it.

GEORGE: If only something like that could happen to me.

JERRY: Oh, shut up you couldn't do it either.

GEORGE: I know.

[Rondadoronron]

Tv Quote Seinfeld

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[JERRY and GEORGE are eating at an outdoor table, possibly in a zoo.]

JERRY

All right. How 'bout this one: let's say you're abducted by aliens.

GEORGE

Fine.

JERRY

They haul you aboard the mother ship, take you back to their planet as a curiosity. Now: would you rather be in their zoo, or their circus?

GEORGE

I gotta go zoo. I feel like I could set more of my own schedule.

JERRY

But in the circus you get to ride around in the train, see the whole planet!

GEORGE

I'm wearin' a little hat, I'm jumpin' through fire.. They're puttin' their little alien heads in my mouth..

JERRY

[resigned] At least it's show business..

GEORGE

But in the zoo, you know, they might, put a woman in there with me to uh.. you know, get me to mate.

JERRY

What if she's got no interest in you?

GEORGE

W--then I'm pretty much where I am now. At least I got to take a ride on a spaceship.

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

I've never seen Seinfeld. I should really check it out seeing as it's written by Larry David and i really enjoy Curb Your Enthusiasm.

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

"Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."

[Rondadoronron]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

I've never seen Seinfeld. I should really check it out seeing as it's written by Larry David and i really enjoy Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Oh yeah,Its not as full on sweary as Curb but it has some of the best comedy writing ever,I can't think of a bad episode ever in its 9 seasons.A class act.