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I've never seen it but like the idea of the dog being in the tree house and no one knowing how it got there. |
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Horace: Wolfman's got nards!....
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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Todd Chester: Hey Griswold! Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? Clark W. Griswold Jr.: Bend over and I'll show you!
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The Long Good Friday (1980) so many quotes from this but I have chosen these two Pool Attendant: To keep it all incognito. They're gonna collect the body in an ice cream van. Harold: There's a lot of dignity in that, isn't there? Going out like a raspberry ripple. .................................................. .................................................. ...... Erroll: Well, he don't like Colin. I mean, queers get right up his hooter, you know? Harold: After what happened this morning, you'd have to find his hooter to get up it. Erroll: Is something up with him, then? Harold: Well, let's put it this way. Apart from his arsehole being about fifty yards away from his brains, and the choirboys playing "'unt the thimble" with the rest of him, he ain't too happy. |
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__________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B] "... the days ahead will be filled with struggle ... and coated in marzipan ... "[/B] |
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The Inbetweeners 2 (2014) Jay Cartwright :Why is there always some c*nt with a guitar? Neil Sutherland : If anyone starts playing the bongos, I'm leaving. Jay Cartwright : If the bongos start, I'm burning the place down.
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(Ben leaves) Malcolm: Is this for real? Dan: No, of course, it's not for real, Malcolm. I'm offering him Chancellor, but I might as well be offering him the bass player in The Wurzels because that burly haemorrhoid's getting nowhere near any ****ing cabinet of mine. Classic Tucker RANT... "You breathe a word of this to anyone, you mincing ****ing C**T, and I will tear your f*ckin' skin off, I will wear it to your mother's birthday party and I will rub your nuts up and down her leg whilst whistling Bohemian ****in' Rhapsody, right? Now get out of my f*cking sight!"
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Malcolm sums up the StarWars universe.... Malcolm: It's time for you to step up, Olly.What's that film that you love? Olly: What film? Malcolm: The one about the f***ing hairdresser, the space hairdresser and the cowboy.The guy, he's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin.His father's a robot and he's f***ing f***ed his sister.LEGO, they're all made of f***ing Lego. Olly: Star Wars. Malcolm: That's the one, right.It's like that, OK? You want to f***ing kill the bad guys.And you'll be able to blow up the big.. Olly: The Death Star. Malcolm: The Death Star thing.Then you can go and live happily ever after on the planet of the teddy bears. Olly: They're Ewoks, Ewoks.It's a fantastic analogy, well done...
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I guess nobody told Malcolm that a few years down the line he'd have cult director Ben Wheatley telling him how to play with overgrown pepper pots.
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Play it again sam. Allan: That's quite a lovely Jackson Pollock, isn't it? Museum Girl: Yes, it is. Allan: What does it say to you? Museum Girl: It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of Man forced to live in a barren, Godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and degradation, forming a useless bleak straitjacket in a black absurd cosmos. Allan: What are you doing Saturday night? Museum Girl: Committing suicide. Allan: What about Friday night?
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