Fav Movie Quotes

[MrBarlow]

Psychic Killer.

(Arnold stands next to Emilio gazing out of a wired fence)
Emilio: I'm waiting for a train.
Arnold: Save a seat for me.
Emilio: I watch them here every day, one is due soon.
Arnold: That's a nice thing about trains, they're always going somewhere.
Emilio: I killed my own daughter, she had become a whore, they say maybe i'm crazy, but they do not understand a act of honor.
Arnold: I didn't kill anyone, my mother was sick for a long time, I stayed with her and I took care of her. This doctor that was treating her determined she had a tumor. The operation was expensive I couldn't afford to pay him, we had no insurance, there was a house...old house but my mother wouldn't sell that no matter what. The doctor refused to operate, I argued with him, I lost my head, people in the office saw me cursing I ran away. I came back I was going to beg him to reconsider, he was on the floor dead, i guess when I reached for the scalpel I got some of his blood on me, I ran to the police and told them everything, I guess they needed a fall guy, they took everything I said and twisted it. They charged me with murder, my lawyer sold me out, trial was a joke.
Emilio: I believe you.

LT. Morgan: I don't get it, he fired that shotgun at somebody, there is no trace of blood and no footprints other than his, and i know a dam well she didn't do it because she is not big enough to break his neck the way we found him.

Lemonowski: Prices up and up, government trying to tell me how to run my business, what's a man to do.
Customer: I'll tell you what to do, try living on welfare with food stamps to feed your children with.
Lemonowski: Well don't blame me, I didn't vote for him.
Customer: Oh yes you did, you just don't want to admit it right now.
Lemonowski: (putting meat on the scales adding his fingertips onto it) Well what's the difference, were all a bunch of thieves.
Customer: Will you put some meat in this pack that's what i'm paying you for.
Lemonowski: Carbohydrates that's good for the kids.
Customer: I'm gonna report you to the food and welfare people.
Lemonowski: Do me a favour, take your business somewhere else.
Customer: I will report you to the N.W.A.C.P.
Lemonowski: Report...report, (slapping on another bit of meat) one of these days i'm going to give it up and go to Florida.
Customer: (lifting up the paper on the scale) In the meantime, will you take your hand off the scale..

[MrBarlow]

The Beast Must Die.

Narrator of the Werewolf Break: This film is a detective story - in which you are the detective. The question is not "Who is the murderer?", but "Who is the werewolf?" After all the clues have been shown, you will get a chance to give your answer. Watch for The Werewolf Break.

Pavel: All this expense. Why? Protection? Against whom?
Tom Newcliffe: I have many enemies. What big man doesn't? In this world, you're either the hunted, or the hunter.
Pavel: And... You... Are the hunter?
Tom Newcliffe: Always.

Tom Newcliffe: He's been looking for a werewolf all his life, haven't you, Doctor?
Dr. Christopher Lundgren: But never have I actually caught one.

[MrBarlow]

Rocky IV

Paulie: I know sometimes I act stupid and I say stupid things, but you kept me around and other people would have said "drop that bum". You give me respect. You know it's kinda hard for me to say these kinda things, cuz it ain't my way, but if I could just unzip myself and step out and be someone else, I'd wanna be you. You're all heart, Rock.

[Drago has just entered the ring]

Paulie: Uh, Rock, you remember what I said about wantin' to be you?

Rocky: Yeah.

Paulie: Forget it.

[exits the ring]

Rocky: Thanks, Paulie.



Duke: What's happening out there?

Rocky: He's winning... I see three of him out there!

Paulie: Hit the one in the middle.

Duke: Right! Hit the one in the middle.

[MrBarlow]

Love At First Bite.

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: [triumphantly] Well, Count, what do you say to that?

[Pulls out a Star of David]

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: [Dracula hides his face, then realizes what it is and removes his hands]

Count Dracula: I would say, leave Cindy alone and find yourself a nice Jewish girl, Doctor!

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: Huh?
[looks at star]

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: Ah shit! It's the other one, isn't it.


Count Dracula: We're going to make a hoist.

Renfield: Heist!

Count Dracula: [frustrated] Heist! Heist, heist.


Count Dracula: [calling on a blood bank] We've come to make a withdrawal. We have a very sick man in the car. He needs blood, desperately.

Bloodbank Guard: That's a hearse!

Count Dracula: So maybe we're a bit late.

[Inspector Abberline]

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Det. Insp. Jack Regan : No DOGS. The last time we had dogs, they bit every man present but the villains.

[pause]

Det. Insp. Jack Regan : I think they train them to bite squad officers.

Soames : That's not true, sir.

Det. Insp. Jack Regan : Will you belt up, Soames. Who f***in' asked you?

Llewellyn : Oooh. Look at that. Shouldn't be allowed. Fancy showing out in weather like this. Look, there's another one. Why doesn't her mum give her a raincoat?

Det. Insp. Jack Regan : Why don't you belt up?

Llewellyn : It's a combination of nerves and smoking too much - I get this hard-on like a milk-bottle.

[The Reaper Man@Cult Labs]

THE ENFORCER

Lt. Dobbs : Are you finished with the questioning, Callahan?

Harry Callahan : Hypothetical situation, huh? All right, I'm standing on the street corner, and Mrs. Grey there comes up and propositions me. She says if I come home with her, for $5 she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony...

Mrs. Grey : If this is your idea of humor, Inspector...

Lt. Dobbs : All right, what are you trying to do here, Callahan?

Harry Callahan : I'm just trying to find out if anybody in this room knows what the hell law is being broken, besides cruelty to animals.

[Nordicdusk]

You killed Fausto you clumsy bastard.

Cold Sweat



Sorry i had to

[jamesjordan5224]

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." The Godfather (1972)

[Inspector Abberline]

The Office.US...
Product Recall

Dwight Schrute: I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right

[MrBarlow]

The Toxic Avenger.

(Toxie throws the laundry woman into a washing machine)

The Toxic Avenger: No ticky, no washy.