The Object To Your Right...
 

Just a bit of fun!

I'm sure you've all seen the zombie pic this is based on, but if you were the killer of a slasher movie what would your weapon be? What would the name of your film be?


Use the pic and post your answers below...

My weapon would be a massive bag of Twiglets. The Twiglet Murderer Massacre? I dunno!

The object to your right.
 

Shame as the object to my left is actually a hammer. :nod:

The object to my right is a printer user guide. :doh:

Clearly my film would have to be called Friday the 13th part 15 The Crystal Lake Slayer as no bugger would want to watch Seven Deaths of the Four Page User Manual.

I'd rather watch the latter than ANOTHER shitty Friday the 13th sequel. :tongue1:

The object to my right is a cup of coffee.

How about: Freshly Ground: The Coffee Cup Killer Massacre

The object to my right is a needle and syringe.

My film would be a 70s British sex comedy called "Pricked to Death: Adventures of a Community Nurse".

Or alternatively Trainspotting 2.

The object to my right is a pillow on my sofa. How about: The Comfy Pillow Killer. :D

The object to my right is a till.....so.......

Straight Through Till Mourning

"don't forget to check your change.....or he will serve you last"

I need a fag, it's been a long day...:rolleyes:

The Mouse Massacre: Killing each victim one click at a time.

A bookmark from Bunratty Castle in Ireland.

I'm not sure what my film would be called - The Bookmark Murders perhaps? I'd be too hammered to watch it anyway as Bunratty mead is a fine brew from Co Clare.

A book "The Pentacles of Solomon" by S. Alderney. My film would be Against all Kinds of Danger. A random quote from the book.

Sounds like a Steven Seagal throw some random words together to come up with a title direct to dvd epic.

I bet loads of shit blows up. :cool:

Well, funny you should say that as the 7th pentacle of Saturn apparently causes earthquakes and the whole Universe to tremble!

As does Seagal.

An overflowing ashtray!

I have been purposely leaving it to see how long it will be before Chloe decides to empty it. She isn't the most houseproud of girls!

As homage to 'Who Can Kill A Child?', my film would be called 'Who Can Empty The Tray?'!

A tin of paint.

The gut wrenching screams of a demented painter decorator.

Tagline

He painted a grim future for his victims.

The object to my right is a blanket – who would watch Bloody Blanket?

It could make a rather good ghost story as the Doctor Who episode Listen suggests.

These pics are from a very creepy scene.

Directly on my right are my remote controls, so mine would have to be the 'Remote Control Ripper', anyone who dares change the channel is gonna be in for a surprise.:nod:
Maybe a movie or program would control my mind and change my personality (a bit like those shite Essex type TV programmes or X factor does to poor impressionable sods).;) :pop2: