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22nd July 2012, 09:21 AM
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......when you ask a girl at work why she's reading filth like 50 shades, and she says oh, it must be rubbish because it's not zombie porn!  Pete and Nordicdusk like this.
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22nd July 2012, 11:12 AM
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22nd July 2012, 11:45 AM
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...you always think of "Intruder" when you see someone using the box crusher machine outside the local Turkish shop. 
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22nd July 2012, 01:44 PM
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...your English teacher at school asks your parents why their 12 year old son is reading The Exorcist instead of Famous Five books "like the normal pupils"
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22nd July 2012, 02:11 PM
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...your tutors on your art course ask "Do you like Violence?" True story. (Although the photography tutor was cool and gave me a merit or something for mounting some photos on a Tales from the Crypt style background.) Demoncrat and wonderlust like this.
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22nd July 2012, 03:06 PM
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Your older cousin berates you in front of your parents for showing them the 'sickening' Zombies - Dawn of the Dead (it was the Intervision rental VHS).He still reminds me about it now all these years later, I haven't got the nerve to tell him I own multiple versions of the film on DVD and Blu-ray.He hates horror films. Beyond72 likes this.
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22nd July 2012, 05:20 PM
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I've got the ultimate box-set and I'm not really a hardcore collector or anything, but I have been tempted to buy the uncut BMG DVD in CEX just because it says The Dawn of the Dead on the spine (only).
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23rd July 2012, 01:09 AM
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You know you're a horror fan when the people around you start to look appetising. Sorry....did I say that out loud...? Demoncrat and fuzzymctiger like this.
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23rd July 2012, 06:00 AM
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You know you're a horror fan when you go to a dinner party, and you have the strength of character to say "no thank you, I never drink wine!" You then fall about laughing, while the other people present look at you like you are a raving buffoon! robertzombie and Demoncrat like this.
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23rd July 2012, 09:50 AM
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....when you find your mates introducing you to others as this is Steve, he likes horror films. To which you stand up and loudly declaim " I prefer the term fantastic cinema!!" Plus the looks of shock when you produce something other than your "usual" fare...i.e. got more comments for Dougal & The Blue Cat than for Water Power....ignorance IS bliss it seems, but that's all going to change on Boxing Day    Ahem.
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