The Meaning of Life (1983)
 

The Meaning of Life (1983)
Maitre d': Good evening sir and how are we today?
Mr. Creosote: Better.
Maitre d': Better?
Mr. Creosote: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.

..................What the hell just happened?
Must add that movie to my Lovefilm list, holy grud!

The Meaning of Life (1983)
 

The Meaning of Life (1983)
Lady Presenter: Well, that's the end of the film. Now, here's the meaning of life.
[Receives an envelope]
Lady Presenter: Thank you, Brigitte.
[Opens envelope, reads what's inside]
Lady Presenter: M-hmm. Well, it's nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their ****ing arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where's the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight.

Basket Case (1982)
 

Basket Case (1982)
She actually ordered chicken in a basket,but got Belial instead

Long Weekend (2008)
 

Long Weekend (2008)
That'll teach him to do a re-make

The Blob (1988)
 

The Blob (1988)
Noel Edmunds has lost control of Mr Blobby

My Bloody Valentine (1981)
 

My Bloody Valentine (1981)
I bet he never saw that coming

If you axe me, that looks painful! :D

bloody
 

I might be being Picky but is'nt it a pick axe :pound:

blimey i never knew thinking of puns could be so hard work

These jokes are terrorble!

Get your coat's men, your Banned! XD

2019 - Dopo la caduta di New York (1983)
 

2019 - Dopo la caduta di New York (1983)
Right you really axed for it now :lol:

Blimey!

The forum has been possessed by Uncle Forry!!!!

My Bloody Valentine (2009)
 

My Bloody Valentine (2009)
He made his point,don't you think

i feel the naked woman added to the intrinsic intensity of the scene :lol:

Wolfen (1981)
 

Wolfen (1981)
Heads you lose

The Fury (1978)
 

The Fury (1978)
John Cassavetes regrets having the curry the night before.

Prison (1988)
 

Prison (1988)
I bet he made a few barbed comments after that

I think one of the mods should change the title of this thread to "Vics favourite kill/death scenes" :lol:

Turkey Shoot (1982)
 

Turkey Shoot (1982)
I bet he got a splinting headache :o im now getting annoyed by my own puns

House of Wax

Au revoir Paris!

house of paris
 

Could'nt happen to a nicer trollop:clap:

Zombie Flesh Eaters (1979)
 

Zombie Flesh Eaters (1979)
I've heard of shit for brains,but baked beans?

The House by the Cemetery (1981)
 

The House by the Cemetery (1981)
Dr.Freudstein drives home his point

The Devil's Rain (1975)
 

The Devil's Rain (1975)
If the Devis Rain does this,just think what his piss would do :pound:

The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973)
 

The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973)
If Joanna Lumley was chained and half nakid,id stick her with my steak :)

A Blade in the Dark (1983)
 

A Blade in the Dark (1983)
I luv the fact the killer tries to dab away the blood with a coupe of tissues,I think there gonna need more than a kleenex for that lot.

Re-Animator (1985)
 

Re-Animator (1985)
Jeffrey Combs wrestles nakid zombie,nice

This thread should be moved to the "members area".

Kids could see it and be corrupted by all the bloodshed and depravity.

I can see the Mail's headline. "Psycho school slaughterer got his ideas from sicko Vic Dakin from Cult Labs" "Ban this sadist poster".

:D

The killer told the police - "Certainly, Vic showed me in graphic detail the best way to pin someone's hand down as i asphyxiated them with a plastic bag." :lol:

:D

down with the sickness
 

Problem is that is the sad state were in,thanks to the Daily Mail and its ilk,never a truer word said in jest

Scanners (1981)
 

Scanners (1981)
Remember kids,do try this at home,it looks alot of fun :)

Frontier(s) (2007)
 

Frontier(s) (2007)
adieu to you,and you,and you

Too bad the school kid's a member!! :dance: :pound:

Dawn of the Dead (1978)
 

Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Would'nt be so bad if this happened at my local shopping mall

Incubo sulla città contaminata (1980)
 

Incubo sulla cittÃ* contaminata (1980)
I bet you did'nt know zombies played poker ( poke her geddit geddit )

An American Werewolf in London (1981)
 

An American Werewolf in London (1981)
The death of Jack Goodman

She's gorgeous that woman. Can't remember her name but she's also in Luigi Cozzi's HERCULES.

Sonia Viviani
 

I think its Sonia Viviani,yeah she's hot (poker fire hot,im full of these :)

That's it! :)

Hostel: Part II (2007)
 

Mrs. Bathory well err, takes a bath