Gawwy's asleep, useless green wrinkly floppy thing that he is, and that brazen hussy, fern, is also a-kip, so now I can talk about 'em without causing any stirrings in my mossy loincloth! They can't see that there's no future in a relationship cos both Gawwy and Fern would shrivel up and go brown if they uprooted themselves and ran away. So I am going to have to do the deed and get rid of Fern. Oh, it hurts my heart to do it but "needs must when the Devil drives!" Dunno what that means but it sounds cool!