Win Ratman!

Almar@Cult Labs · #1 4th April 2008, 08:17 PM

Finally I pulled my finger out of my Betamax and am announcing the next competition! This time it's to win a copy of Ratman and no you won't get sent a copy of Manhattan Baby!

Reaper came up with this comp and for his troubles he gets something random out of our cupboards. In Reaper's very own words:

How about a celebrity RATMAN/WOMAN?-Name the celeb who you think is a rat,and tell why? Tell why they really annoy you,and why they should be sprayed with pesticide....

Dead easy and if you stop to think for a moment you can be inventive with this. Rather than just naming a celeb you hate, let's hear why and what would their demise be? Maybe they'd end up in your favourite giallo meeting a sticky end...

Usual rules - as in I rule! Three copies are up for grabs, multiple entries are welcome and this competition closes Sunday midnight BST 20th April 2008.

Waynesurfer · #2 7th April 2008, 02:57 PM

The most odious ratwoman i can think of at the moment would be Heather mills!.After raiding Mcartneys bank account for 25 million and trying to make herself a poor innocent victim of the press; she needs to be flushed down the toilet with all the other turds!.

Wilson Bros · #3 7th April 2008, 04:53 PM

"To the rat-polls!"

Kev W

The Reaper Man@Cult Labs · #4 7th April 2008, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waynesurfer

The most odious ratwoman i can think of at the moment would be Heather mills!.After raiding Mcartneys bank account for 25 million and trying to make herself a poor innocent victim of the press; she needs to be flushed down the toilet with all the other turds!.

SHE'S THE POCKET HITTER FROM THE SHITTER!

The Reaper Man@Cult Labs · #5 7th April 2008, 07:44 PM

I agree about Heather Mills,so here goes........
A call girl is hired to be an escort to a millionaire,the millionaire falls for her,takes her to all the beverly hills boutiques etc.They get married,blah,blah,blah,years later they divorce,she takes him to the cleaners.
At a milan fashion show,backstage,ex callgirl finds herself in a locked corridor with only a red neon EXIT light for company,her eyes cannot adjust,suddenly she is pushed to the ground,camera cuts to the EXIT sign,accompanied by her SCREAMS.
Next day,police crime scene,seems call girl was beaten to death with a wooden prosthetic limb!Up above in the suspended walkways,metal creaks,this alerts cops who climb and give chase....the figure is wearing a raincoat,black gloves,a hat and a mask,the masked assailant trips on an electrical cable and sparks fly!
Falling and swinging by the ankle ala THE FINAL CONFLICT the assailant screams as electricity jolts their body.....when the cops finally switch the power off,it is time to reveal the killer......
as the inspector says...'I'm willing to bet this is the ex-man's vengeful designer daughter'.....but in pulling off the mask,we reveal it is................................................ .................................................. ................RINGO STARR,ex buddy of the millionaire! Who manages to utter the last words 'She was a rat,the wallet hitter from the shitter...'
Cue close up of the prosthetic limb in an evidence bag as Ennio Morricone's score plays............

Waynesurfer · #6 8th April 2008, 01:50 PM

Well done reaper72!,i thought i was the only one going to enter this and win my free copy of Ratman!.Now like heather mills i don`t think i`ll have a leg to stand on! Argghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! PISS POOR JOKE!!

ecc · #7 9th April 2008, 05:39 PM

My pick would be a PACK OF RATS from the Hollywood area who are celebrity wannabees: the children of the rich and famous (Heidi, Spencer, the other morons on that HILLS show, plus Kim Kardashian) who not only show they have no class and are completely shameless in their pursuit of fame but don't seem to get the hint no matter how much they are made fun of. I don't even watch their shows but you just can't avoid hearing something about them from the annoying promos for entertainment shows to a little bit of celebrity gossip on supposedly legitimate news shows.

Lay out a bunch of rat traps and they'd get caught in them just to be on camera suffering.

"let's hear why and what would their demise be? Maybe they'd end up in your favourite giallo meeting a sticky end... "

they don't even deserve a giallo. stick them in a slasher film (hopefully they won't get lame deaths like Paris Hilton in 9 LIVES) or the sort of unrated torture porn film that companies like Paramount wouldn't have put out about ten years ago (that I probably won't watch anyway).

TALL DUDE · #8 9th April 2008, 07:25 PM

Along similar lines to the last poster,mainly all those reality tv show wannabes.The likes of jade goody for one,who has become a celebrity for basically doing **** all,and getting paid big bucks for it.All those vermin need to be snapped in a trap!!