Weekly Comp - THE DESIGNATED VICTIM!!!

[trench]

When asked "Do you take this woman/man to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife, you reply : "You gotta be ****ing kidding..." (The Thing)

[KPWNINJA]

In the bedroom on the first night of marrage:
Something went wrong, Seth. When you went through, something went wrong.
The Fly

At a funeral:
Damn... Nobody left to kill me.
Ichi the Killer

Beating the banker on Deal or No Deal:
You play a good game boy, but the game is finished, now you die.
Phantasm

[goatboy]

At a funeral:

"Hey Frank, lets chop him up" (Goodfellas)

[goatboy]

A grooms speech at a wedding referring to his newly beloved wife.


"A hot-pussied little whore, who arrived down here looking for freedom, a victim of Puritanical breeding, seeking release for strange new feelings. " (Cannibal Ferox)

[goatboy]

Funeral:

"You can clean up the mess, but don't touch my coffin." (Django)

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

Okay, sorry this is later than usual. I forgot it was Friday today! :S

So, as always with these types of 'weekly comps' - I've picked the funniest entries and bundled them all into my trilby hat, which i wore as part of my exorcist costume! And now, as I type, I'll randomly select the winning three. Good luck! By the way, since I've added to the hat EACH entry rather than just each post (so the more times you submit a funny entry, the more chance you'll have of winning!), a name may appear twice, so I'll ignore it the 2nd time to give someone else a chance. Good luck!

So, the winners are, in order of what is randomly selected.......



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KPWNINJA - for his entry on the 10-31-2008, 12:25PM

Well done KPWNINJA. Now for the 2nd winner.....


CLOUD - for the 10-31-08, 03:38PM entry

Well done! Now the 3rd....


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DAEMONIA - for your 11-02-08, 05:13PM entry.
Congrats!

So that's it people. Fair and square. If you never won, don't worry, the next comp will be up in a bit!

As for the winners, don't forgot to either PM Almar or myself your address or you won't get your brilliant DESIGNATED VICTIM prize! And don't forget you can enter this week's 'weekly comp' too - don't worry about that.

[KPWNINJA]

Despite the randomness what quote won it for DAEMONIA because there were some hilarious ones just in that one post!

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

I think it was the "you can't kill the boogeyman" one.

[cloud]

Woohoo, I've won another . I'm still waiting for my last one, I keep pestering Almar for it and he keeps telling me he's got man flu, he's gotta be Scotch!

And I think KPWNINJA should forfeit his prize cause he's a newbie... only joking!

[KPWNINJA]

And miss out on a great slice of Shameless goodness. Not a chance!