Weekly Comp - THE DESIGNATED VICTIM!!!
 

Hello again!

Well done to the winners last week, if yu never won they prehaps this week'll be your lucky week. If you did win then this week may still be your lucky week! :P

The rules for this are VERY simple. ALL you have to do is write a famous quote from a film (prefferably horror) which would not go down well at a funeral (or a wedding if you chose - just stat that in your answer), to say the least. THAT'S IT! The funniest 3 will each will a brilliant prize.

But what's the prize your all wondering? Although if u r wondering u r obviously not a bright as I hoped as it's in the thread's title! But here it is in mooore detail!

THE DESIGNATED VICTIM

A true high point in 70s Italian thriller cinema, this inspired remake of Hitchcock's Strangers on a Train from director Maurizio Lucidi is able to push the concept of the original movie into something far more unbearably tense and deliciously twisted.

Stefano (Tomas Milian; Traffic, Amistad, JFK) needs to sort out his troublesome wife who is seriously cramping his future plans. A chance meeting with a wealthy Count Matteo (Pierre Clementi) leads to an extraordinary plan where both will do each other a murderous favour to free them from the people who ail them. The problem is Stefano treats this as a joke whilst Matteo is deadly serious and what he does drives Stefano to the edge of sanity in a gripping race against time!

The Designated Victim (cert. 18) will be released uncut in a brand new exclusive rebuild edit as a 'Fan Edition' DVD (£12.99) by Shameless Screen Entertainment on 3rd November 2008. The film will be presented remastered in 2.35:1 with optional English and Italian audio tracks and English subtitles. Also included on the disc will be a Shameless Fact Track by Stefan Novak, deleted scenes, Collector's Art Gallery, original theatrical trailer and a Shameless original trailer gallery.


Sounds brilliant! SPECIAL FEATURES ON A SHAMELESS DVD! And we thought it couldn't get any better!

Comp closes some time next friday - whenever I put a new one up. So good luck and btw - u CAN WRITE HERE! lol! :P - GOOD LUCK !

Actually lets broaden this out a tad. Instead of just a funeral or wedding it can be ANYWHERE! Just state where and away you go. Should be better like that, I hope.

:D

At a funeral: I have come here to chew bubblegum and to kick ass and i'm all out of bubblegum! from They Live.

At a funeral looking down upon the coffin:
When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.
Dawn of the Dead

At a war veteran's funeral:
You want me to salute that walking pile of pus?
Day of the Dead

Sorry for the muliple posts but I keep thinking up all these quotes... :rofl:

At a funeral:
Lionel, there, a beatle... horrific little creature scuttled right in front of me. This place is infested with vermon!
BrainDead

To your wife at your mother in law's funeral:

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

I suppose this one depends on your partners sense of humour, but on your wedding night : "This... is my boomstick!" (Army of Darkness)

or : "I have such sights to show you" (Hellraiser)

At a funeral : "Smile, you son of a bitch!" (Jaws)

During a jewish circumcision:
What an excellent day for an exorcism.
The Exorcist

At a wedding:
No tears please, it's a waste of good suffering.
Hellraiser

On the first night of the honeymoon:
Whatever you do, don't fall asleep.
A Nightmare on Elm Street

Being forced to watch Paris Hilton:
Oh God, please let her die soon. Oh, let her die soon. And let me die soon too, please.
Cannibal Ferox

Run out of toilet paper:
Make a note of it, Dan! Tissue rejection!
Bride of Re-Animator

At a funeral wake : "They're coming to get you Barbara!" (Night of the Living Dead)