Dyb Dyb ... DEAD!!

A slasher set at a scout camp (I don't think the camp setting has been used quite enough :p), probably centred around a deranged scout leader.

Possible tagline: 'He'll wring your neckercheif'

The Living Dead At The Burton-on-Trent Brewery!

Invasion of the tight arsed exploitation lovers from up north.:D

"Coming to a bargain bin near you !"

Invasion of the Necro F*ckers from Hull

Anyone want to fund this? :D

Welcome To The Chav Republic

A British Version of Idiocracy where in the future Britain is populated and ruled by Chavs & a Rocker arrives from the past. (thought up in a cafe in Prague)

Cranium eating,gut ripping Aztec Chihuahua gods invade Detroit.
"They'll be munching on Paris next.Then again who has'nt ?"

Fried Black Intestines At The Whistlewhore Brothel,

Chuck out those fried green tomatoes and prepare for a bite of a different kind as these whores are sick of being eaten out. This time they're getting even and are going beyond the surface.

*said in my best Texas accent*

Hellraising Hitler youth zombies fight the Slime beast from beyond Jupiter.

Chainsaw wielding nymphos from Essex meet the pox-ridden devil nuns from Lourdes.

Misogynistic Hell-bikers orgy of bloody destruction in Ikea.