Weekly Comp - X-CROSS - 16/01/2009
 

Bonjour! (Pardon my french) Welcome to yet ANOTHER weekly comp! Woop woop indeed. Anyways, this time I actually know this week's prize! So here it is....

X-CROSS

FROM THE DIRECTOR OF ʻYO-YO GIRLCOP' AND THE WRITER OF THE ʻDEATH NOTEʼ MOVIES

Anyone believing that the Japanese horror film industry had run out of creative steam in recent years will find many reasons to reconsider that opinion in the revelatory horror-comedy X-CROSS (pronounced 'criss-cross'), the fourth and by far the most impressive and accomplished feature from director Kenta Fukasaku (Yo-Yo Girl Cop; Under The Same Moon; Battle Royale 2: Revenge).

X-CROSS (cert. 15) will be released on DVD (£14.99) by 4Digital Asia on 19th January 2009. Special Features include 'Making of' featurette and cast and crew interviews.


Sounds good right. And here's the trailer too!


But what do you have to do? Quite simply, all you have to do is finish off a wellknown horror film tagline. In exactly the same way as the tagline for Killer Klowns From Outer Space - "In space no one can eat ice cream!".

Whoever comes up with the most original and funny tagline will win this prize. 3 DVDs are up for grabs and the comp will end next week, to this day.

Good Luck!

Reaper The Tightarian - THIEF, MISER, PIKEY, TINK.

We are going to eat poo

Saw 6:- Jigsaw discovers time travel and sets traps for famous historical figures. Tagline:

"Yes, there will be Robin Hood"

Or Saw 7, the Christmas Special. Tagline:

"Yes, there will be Christmas Pud"

Sorry, these are both dreadful!! :D

Jaws 5-Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the cinema :o

King Dong-T'was Booty killed the Beast :o

Cockney Poltergeist-They're ear.

Death Wish X-He's Judge,Jury & Pensioner.

The Island Of Dr Seagal-Through doughnut experimentation Dr Seagal has upset the balance of his scales.:o

Hard To Fill-He's LA Detective Mason Storm.Three Hired Chefs left him on Weight Watchers.He's waited seven years to taste revenge & doughnuts...and pork pies & fries &........

Copyright Reaper 2008;)

STEPTOE and CLOUD
WE TAKE ALL AND GIVE **** ALL! :D

Reapzilla Vs. Mothra (Vs. Jaws?) - just when you thought it was safe to go back in the (Reaper's) wallet.

Reapra - something has evolved!

Grand Theft Auto (Reaper's Cut!) - see the world's greatest cars SCOTCHED!

Were the owners dragged out and violently 'kilt'? http://www.shameless-films.com/forum...es/biggrin.gif

Hahaha, quality! :rofl:

We really must stop picking on the Reapmonster one of these days. It's just so much fun though :D.

THE MUMMY'S CLOUD
Shagging grannies to con their pensions......:D

The Hustler (aka The Reapler) - They Call Him "Tight Bastard!".

:woot:

Reaper Hood: Prince* Of Thieves - For The Good Of His Bank Balance, And The Love Of Savings, He Fought To Save Money By Breaking The Law.

* ****ing KING Of Thieves more like!

The Flesh Tearers - Once they decapitate you, pull you limb from limb, tear the flesh from your body and consume your organs, you'll never be the same again!

Reaper Garrett & Cloud the kid -The Tightest outlaws in the West.:D

Starship Poopers-Well,what would you do if you came face to face with a fifty foot ant !

VIOLATION OF THE BITCH

DIPPING CLOUD'S WALLET :rofl:

Reaper's Black Xmas - If This Movie Doesn't Make Your Skin Crawl ... It's On Too Tight!

Eden Lake 2 - They're baaaack... innit.

Salo 2 - Return of the poo poo platter.

Last Discotheque On The Left-It's only for the groovy,it's only for the groovy.it's only for the groovy

South African Exterminator-If You're Lying,O'll be beck.

American Werewolf In Paris-That girl will try anything once !.

The Last House On The Right

To avoid getting lost...
Keep repeating..

Time To Get Sat Nav..
Time To Get Sat Nav..
Time To Get Sat Nav..
Time To Get Sat Nav..

The Living Dead At Glasgow Morgue - They may be dead, but they'll still try to nick your car.

Primer - If you pretend to understand it, you're lying!

*REC 2 - Batteries not included!

Faces Of Death - No mannequins were harmed in this movie.

City of The Living Dead - Or "London" to the locals.

Blade - One man against an army of immortals can be challenging! But tax doesn't have to be taxing!

Suspiria - The only thing more terrifying than the last 12 minutes of this film is Argento's complexion!

Sleepaway Camp - She could poke an eye out with that thing!

Re-Animator - Herbert West has a very good head on his shoulders... But he should have gone to Specsavers!

Dawn of the Dead - When there's no more room in Hell, we better relocate!

Night of the Demon - An evil mutation embarks on an amazing adventure for the perfect flail!

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Who will survive, what will be left of them and can I have some?

Scanners - 10 SECONDS: The Pain Begins. 15 SECONDS: You Can't Breathe. 20 SECONDS: You MAY want to reconsider that AXA Life Insurance. :p

Gremlins - Throw him into a bath directly under UV lights with a chicken bone in his mouth after midnight. Why? It'll be good for a laugh! :D

Ghost Ship - So scary you'll take a poop on the Poop deck!

Hi! So as usual here are this weekly comp's winners who will each get 'X-CROSS' on DVD! Wahey!:woot:

Now, I can't find my trilby hat so it's the turn of the magical empty crisp packet. :p

And the names RANDOMLY picked are.......


1) KPWNINJA! - 23/01/09 -10:10AM - just got in there.


next....

2) Cloud! - "Reaper's Black Xmas" - Horray you've won something at last! :p


And finally.......


3) Delirium - 22/01/09 - 12:48! Well done!

So that's it! Delirium, you're the only one whose address I haven't got mate. So if you could just PM me it, the DVD will be sent to there :)

Cheers and toodles!

A rare victory then ;). And to think I pimped Reaper's name to win :cool: and mark meakin has failed to win for the first time :cool:. Brilliant!

Hopefully it will remain a rare victory Clouders !:mad:.I woz robbed !.I WILL RETURN !;)