Weekly Comp - Bad Biology- 27/02/2009

[Matt]

A Nightmare on Elm Street

"Nice To Meet You (Don't Shake My Hand)"
"An Itch You Just Can't Scratch"
"My Bedding Is Trying To Kill Me"
"There's A Hand In My Bath And It Doesn't Look Friendly"
"My Parents Torched The Local Paedo And All I Got Was This Lousy Dreamstalker"
"Have You Ever Loved Someone? (Only For Them To Be Liquified In Their Mattress)"
"Macauley Culkin Hasn't Got Shit On Me (Boobie Trap Boogie)"
"He's On Top Of My Mother And It Sounds Like He's Hurting Her"
"Slash Hits: A Murderous Medley"
"Freddy's Turned Into A Car (And I Don't Much Trust The Sat-Nav, Either)"

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

Brilliant entries to this one so far. I would pay to see these!!!

Anyways, I just got word from good ol' Almar for this week's comp prize and it is............


THE DIRECTOR OF BASKET CASE AND FRANKENHOOKER IS BACK!

Acclaimed shlock-horror director Frank Henenlotter (the Basket Case trilogy, Frankenhooker, Brain Damage) makes a deliciously perverse and hugely welcome return to outrageously repulsive form with his first film in 16 years, BAD BIOLOGY, a bizarre and twisted story of a genitally-endowed young woman's search for sexual fulfilment.

From penis point-of-view shots to topless models in vagina masks and endless orgasms to an anthropomorphic cock bursting through walls and floorboards on a rampage of rape and destruction, BAD BIOLOGY is a tour-de-force of extreme cinema. Bizarre, outrageous, offensive and riotously funny, it is almost certainly destined for cult classic status amongst fans of off-the-wall horror flicks.

BAD BIOLOGY (cert. 18) will be released on DVD (£12.99) by Revolver on 2nd March 2009



Brilliant prize! So good luck guys! (OOoh - I think that kind of rhymed!)

[cloud]

The Brown Pants Project - The Musical:

I am a robot and I will make sandwiches

*mouth twitch*

Why make love when we can make sandwiches

*mouth twitch*

Reaper's so tight but he sure can make sandwiches

*mouth twitch*

Iluvdvds is the best moderator in the world but my mind could be changed if I don't win this competition

*mouth twitch*

Striving to make a greener Britain but all the green stuff has gone to the banks

*mouth twitch*

Reaper's so tight he makes a duck's arse look like the grand canyon

*mouth twitch*

Unable to give a straight answer I talk out of my arse

*mouth twitch - remixed*

--- playback time ---

+++ mouth twitch / mouth twitch / mouth twitch +++

BANGING!

[Matt]

Friday the 13th

"You're All Gonna Die (I'm Hiding In Your Cupboard)"
"Is That A Machette In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Pleased To See Me?"
"The Ballad of Bullseye Bill"
"It's Love We're Makin' (Me & Kevin Bacon)"
"There's An Arrow Through My Neck (And It Really ****ing Hurts)"
"Happy Birthday Jason! (I've Got You 5 Dead Teenagers And A Playstation 3)"
"I'm Sorry That Your Son Is Dead, And For Cutting Off Your Head"
"The Boy In The Lake With The Mis-shaped Head Tried To Kill Me (Or Was It All A Dream?)"

[jim corrupt]

Youre all in for a treat with Bad Biology. Its ****ing warped!
Not for the fearful of mutant cocks though

[The Reaper Man@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by cloud

The Brown Pants Project - The Musical:

I am a robot and I will make sandwiches

*mouth twitch*

Why make love when we can make sandwiches

*mouth twitch*

Reaper's so tight but he sure can make sandwiches

*mouth twitch*

Iluvdvds is the best moderator in the world but my mind could be changed if I don't win this competition

*mouth twitch*

Striving to make a greener Britain but all the green stuff has gone to the banks

*mouth twitch*

Reaper's so tight he makes a duck's arse look like the grand canyon

*mouth twitch*

Unable to give a straight answer I talk out of my arse

*mouth twitch - remixed*

--- playback time ---

+++ mouth twitch / mouth twitch / mouth twitch +++

BANGING!

Cloud's tighter than a hamster being humped wrapped in sellotape......

[KPWNINJA]

A Musical Interpretation of Zombie Flesh Eaters

"The Boat Can Leave Now (Tell The Crew)"
"The Crew Are Dead!"
"FATHER!!!"
"Two Journalists And Two Holiday Makers To The Island Of Matul"
"Shark Wrestling Zombie (En Route)"
"Calm Down Woman! Can't You SEE The Bigger Picture?"
"Zombie Flesh Eaters (The Doctor Likes His Booze)"
"Splinters Make Eyeballs Go OUCH!"
"A Graveyard Is Probably A Bad Place To Catch Your Breath"
"Molotov Cocktails Are Easy To Ignite (BRING THE GORE!)"
"Getting Radio Reception From The Island Of Matool Is Easier Than You Would Imagine (Getting Home Safe Is Another Thing!)"

[cloud]

THE BROWN PANTS PROJECT II: BOOK OF STAINS

I am the Prime Minister I make you brown your pants

I am the Prime Minister I fly the flag for Scotland

I am the Prime Minister and Reaper is tight

I am the Prime Minister and I twitch my mouth

I am the Prime Minister and Reaper is a mardy bum

I am the Prime Minister still stuck out in the woods

You don't wanna see me when the darkness falls

Because I am the Prime Minister and I'll make you brown your pants

BOOK OF STAINS

--- mouth twitch / mouth twitch / mouth twitch ---

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

As always, these entries have been BRILLIANT! I'd luv to see these in the theatre!!! I couldn't pick my 3 favs, so I bundled all the entries into the holy trilby hat of random comp winners and this weeks winners are...............



1) Matt - A Nightmare On Elm Street musical!


2) Mark Meakin - Psycho - The Musical!


and


3) Cloud - The Brown Pants Project!


Well done guys. Now, I have all of your addresses, except Matt's. If you would just PM me the address you want your DVD sent to mate, then we'll send it to you a.s.a.p.

[KPWNINJA]

Well done! This competition has been hilarious!