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5th July 2009, 10:20 AM
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 BioZombies (possibly logically unsound) Method For Sleeping Under Any Circumstances. Step 1: Build a machine that can travverse dimensions (and take you with it). Step 2 Travel to a dimension where Freddy Kruger is real. Step 3 Piss off Freddy. Step 4 Wait for Sods Law to enact (anything that can go wrong will go worng at the worst possible time). Back in your origonal dimesion the worst thing that could go wrong would have been not being able to sleep because it is so hot. Now the worst thing that could happen is that you can fall asleep and be killed by Freddy Kruger in your dreams. Falling asleep and being killed is definaitly an example of something going wrong so acording to Sods Law you will fall asleep even if its insanely hot. The only downside is that you will be dead. |
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5th July 2009, 11:49 AM
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5th July 2009, 03:25 PM
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Knowing that the the bbfc are'nt allowed to censor any Games im waiting on, helps me to just drift away to the land of Nod.
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5th July 2009, 03:40 PM
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Nothing helps ya sleep better than hanging from the wardrobe with a noose around your neck , bound and gagged, and,....well do I have to go on, im sure you've got the picture by now. BTW, So Im Told its great to aid sleep , as naturally I dont practice such behaviour myself. |
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6th July 2009, 08:52 PM
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- Watch Finnish b/w movies from the 40's-60's without subs!  -Chasing for hours through the entire city back and forth from one shop to another in search of a much desired oop DVD you've spotted at one earlier point in one of those shops' shelves...well, but which one was it again?  - A bit of food poisoning- preferredly during christmas season - will get you all tired and in need of a heavy sleep, particularly after puking your guts out for the few semi conscious hours you'll have for about 2-3 days!  |
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6th July 2009, 09:09 PM
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Just watch the live feed of Big Brother - that'll send you to sleep day or night!
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7th July 2009, 09:24 AM
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The edited 'best-off' section is bad enough, Daemonia!
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7th July 2009, 09:56 AM
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Watching Transformers: Revenge of the... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *drool* God, I can't even complete the title without a snooze! |
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7th July 2009, 09:59 AM
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7th July 2009, 10:06 AM
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It made Terminator: Salvation look like The Godfather.
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