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Old 8th August 2009, 09:18 AM
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some great ones up to now!

this is a bit gross


There was a young man from Leith,
Who circumsised men with his teeth,
It wasnt for leisure,
Or sexual pleasure,
But to get at the cheese underneath
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Old 8th August 2009, 09:45 AM
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There was a young man from norway
He was extremely gay
He was always forever
raping men for plaesure
now he been detained under her majesty pleasure

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Old 9th August 2009, 06:01 AM
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There was a women called mable
who was always willing and able
along came a farmer
who promised not to harm
then served her as tea on his table
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Old 9th August 2009, 07:02 AM
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There once was a vampire named Mabel
Whose periods were rather unstable.
One night at full moon,
She took out a spoon
And drank herself under the table
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Old 9th August 2009, 08:31 AM
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Ode to bitchslicers Cheese one...

There once was a woman named Dot,
who lived on pig shit and snot.
When she'd run out of these,
she'd just eat the green cheese
that she'd scrape from the sides of her twat.
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Old 9th August 2009, 08:53 AM
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There once was a man named Matt
who was short, bald, ugly, and fat.
I'm willing to bet,
the only pussy he gets
is when he goes home to his cat.
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Old 9th August 2009, 08:57 AM
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There once was a bugger from Brighton
who said to a lass, "You're a tight one."
She replied "'Pon my soul,
you're in the wrong hole!
There's plenty of room in the right one."
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Old 9th August 2009, 09:03 AM
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There once was a man named Ray
Who fashioned a c*nt out of clay
But the heat of his prick
Turned the clay into brick
And tore all his foreskin away
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Old 9th August 2009, 09:04 AM
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Ode to bitchslicers Cheese one...

There once was a woman named Dot,
who lived on pig shit and snot.
When she'd run out of these,
she'd just eat the green cheese
that she'd scrape from the sides of her twat.

# thats gross but so funny
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Old 9th August 2009, 09:07 AM
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There once was a plumber who was Chinese
who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
Said she, "Please stop plumbing,
I think someone's coming!"
Said he, "Yes I know, bitch, it's me."
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