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some great ones up to now! this is a bit gross There was a young man from Leith, Who circumsised men with his teeth, It wasnt for leisure, Or sexual pleasure, But to get at the cheese underneath |
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There was a young man from norway He was extremely gay He was always forever raping men for plaesure now he been detained under her majesty pleasure Last edited by gag; 11th August 2009 at 05:36 PM. |
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Ode to bitchslicers Cheese one... There once was a woman named Dot, who lived on pig shit and snot. When she'd run out of these, she'd just eat the green cheese that she'd scrape from the sides of her twat. |
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There once was a man named Matt who was short, bald, ugly, and fat. I'm willing to bet, the only pussy he gets is when he goes home to his cat. |
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There once was a bugger from Brighton who said to a lass, "You're a tight one." She replied "'Pon my soul, you're in the wrong hole! There's plenty of room in the right one." |
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# thats gross but so funny |
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There once was a plumber who was Chinese who was plumbing a girl by the sea. Said she, "Please stop plumbing, I think someone's coming!" Said he, "Yes I know, bitch, it's me." |
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