Weekly Comp - The Fox Family - 07/08/09
 

Hey all! :D Hope everyone's feeling good today!!!! Wahey!

Right, this week we're giving away a little gem of a film; The Fox Family. Don't have a sausage what it's actually about or what it actually is? :rofl: Well, here's some more info for you luvely people!


"A FASCINATING, FUN JOURNEY." – TWITCH FILM
Part musical, part comedy, part fantasy fable, part horror film, part romance, THE FOX FAMILY is all these things and more – the kind of fun-packed and entertainingly demented example of eye-candy cinema that could only come from South Korea.
The debut feature from Lee Hyung-gon, the film stars Ha Jung-woo (Like You Know It All), former Miss Korea, Park Si-hyeon (Marine Boy), Ju Hyeon (A Love) and Ko Ju-yeon (Epitaph; My Wife Is A Gangster) as the most bizarre and fantastical family you are ever likely to meet.

Taking the Korean legend relating to the shape-shifting "kumiho" (literally, a nine-tailed fox) spirits as its basis, THE FOX FAMILY concerns the exploits of the eponymous heroes – a father, son and two daughters – a family of Fox Spirits who have temporarily assumed human form and are travelling the country masquerading as a circus troupe. Preferring their newfound existence to their natural (if you can call it that!) state, they decide to take advantage of a mystical loophole relating to their circumstances that will allow them to remain human permanently. All they have to do is wait for the occurrence of an eclipse that only takes place every thousand years and on that very night consume a human liver!

Fortunately for them, but definitely not for anyone in their vicinity, that night is about to happen and so begins the hapless blood quest to find some unwitting donors. Unfortunately, before the big event takes place, a human torso is found (minus its liver) and the Fox Family finds itself under suspicion in a serial killer murder investigation.

Full of slapstick comedy, spectacular song and dance numbers, a little romance and a dash of horror, THE FOX FAMILY, with its familiar echoes of the deliriously macabre comic madness seen in "The Happiness of the Katakuris" and "The Addams Family", will have viewers howling at the moon with delight.

THE FOX FAMILY (cert. tbc) will be released on DVD (£12.99) by Terracotta Distribution on 10th August 2009.



" The Happiness of the Katakuis and The Addams Family!" WOW! Now that's cool! :p So, how do you win this?

SIMPLES!

All you need to do is post on this thread a Limerick! But Im talking about some boring rubbish limerick (I don't think I've ever heard one of these - they all tend to be quite dirty! lol). Oh no, instead you'll have to post a limerick that, in the same way as this film, is "part comedy...part horror" and why not make it a little rude or disgusting at the same time?

You can enter AS many times as you wish yes, ANYONE AND EVERYONE CAN ENTER AS MANY TIMES AS THEY WISH! :woot: The 3 funnist limericks submited will each win this DVD!

Here's a limerick to get us started - I'm sure you all know this one (oh, originality is also a very good thing too!):

There was a man from Spain,
Who tied his willy to a train,
The train went fast,
He burnt his arse,
And never did that again.


Oh, and you may want to check out this film's trailer toooo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XguPacI5EE0


GOOD LUCK!

dead women more often than not
are available before they rot
though stiff as a rock
dead women dont talk
so its unlikely that you will get caught

there once was a hermit named dave
who kept a dead whore in a cave
she smelled like shit
and was missing a tit
but think of the money he saved

There once was a woman named Monica.
Who didn't celebrate Christmas but Hannukah.
She smelled like shit
And only had one tit
But My god how her pussy played the harmonica!

Ah What a Classy bunch we are...

:pound: that we are!


I heard of a red-blooded male
Whose puckup techinque's yet to fail
He fills chicks with booze
and waits till they snooze
then serves em his special cock-tail!

ok heres my try at this

The dead are alive from their graves
And humanity maybe enslaved
If shot in the head
They’ll go back to dead
But beheading by chainsaw’s my fave

There once was an old bugger who lived near the Bog
Who enjoyed getting his balls licked by his dog
As simple pleasures be
It was quite clear to see
His dog was no match for the tight end of a hog

There once was a victim named Shane
Who was drunk when they chewed on his brain
He did gurgle and bleat
then he rose to his feet
No longer feeling no pain

There was an old man called John Booker
Who created a robtic hooker
She kills all she beds
With knives in their heads.
But aparantly shes quite a looker