Weekly Comp - The Battle Of Algiers (Special Edition) - 04/09/09

[vipco]

Originally Posted by Neil

I pick a cowboy with a gun... that fires OTHER COWBOYS!

Sounds like a bar in San Francisco. hehehe

[vipco]

Originally Posted by bitchslicer

awesome vipco

well to fight you i have lone wolf with body exploding lazer eyes, with anti gorgon sunglasses and a mini machine gun penis, and a kamikaze child with chainsaw



are we fighting right? im still a bit unsure

Ha Ha, the BBFC just cut your Shogun rendering him without the power of violence, nun chucks and other martial arts weapons and how VIPCO will finish him off by pan and scan. LOL You've just been censored.!

[Kyle]

bloody defeated by the bbfc

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

Well, thing is I was trying to figure out how to make them fight, within the limitations of a forum. Originally, I was gonna go down the pokemon cards or top trumps idea to fight the characters with but that would be WAY too confusing and may not work.

Best to keep things simple instead. So, simply, the 3 people to come up with the most badass, almighty characters (as have been done so brilliantly so far!) will win this DVD

[Kyle]

cool sounds good to me
elton john with soul sucking ability

[Nora]

Dave Cameron with Mike Tyson and the Rock concealed about his person (one in each trouser leg)

[goatboy]

Mary Poppins with a rare strain of Clamidia, clap clap your dead. She shoots this at her sex starved enemies via her Dick Van Dyke, a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down....dead.

[gag]

Ill have pinhead, who chains that he rips ppl apart with are also like tasar guns so u get a electric shock the moment the chains hit u...and he can also spit fire balls, have an electric force field around himself, and he hovers along the ground

[mbv]

Jason Voorhees who can fly and has the remote control from click and a 'stay sharp' machete. He presses pause and kills EVERYONE in the world.

[vipco]

My Gladiator is a Gaul, so he drinks the Super Strength with added stoner leaf potion that Asterix drinks that gives him 'the strength of 10' plus the numbing of his own pain with the specially added stoner leaf ingredient.

Also his noble Gaullic (?) Nose can fire out booger nets to entrap his opponents long enough , giving him time to don his Bull Horned helmet and give the Reaper taught 'Glasgow Kiss.' 72 times.

As he's Roman based, he's not hindered by the BBFC as to the level of violence that he can inflict , and with Ruggero Deodato as his trainer the violence will be brutal, as Ruggero has got him to file his teath for one of his close up 'Finishing Moves' the Fulci syle throat Ripper .

He also has a CANE that extends to 9Ft tall for his Deodato inspired 'Spit Roast' Death Move, made famous by by a certain wee film of his mentor's creation. ( but without the Bicycle seat)

*All training Death moves courtsey of 'The Villa's own arena.*
More to follow.