Weekly Comp - The Battle Of Algiers (Special Edition) - 04/09/09 - Page 3

Daemonia · #21 7th September 2009, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by bitchslicer

a 3 headed evil chuck norris with mini flying cannibal chuck norris heads

You cheat! You brought in Chuck Norris, who everyone knows is unbeatable!!

Mine is a hybrid of Pinhead and Michael Myers. He can appear and disappear at will - so just when you think you've got him, he vanishes and appears behind you and stabs you with a knife. He's also got all the powers of hell at his disposal! The main problem, is that the Myers part of him doesn't understand what's going on, so that's his weakness! However, he does have an anti-Norris/Gorgon/Gladiator shield, that protects him. He can also fire all the pins out of his head at will, like a porcupine!

vipco · #22 7th September 2009, 02:56 PM

Ah , but can his shield protect him from my Gladiators special 'ARROW' with a BluRay tip that he 'SHAMLESS' ly keeps down his tight leather speedo's, that Almar loanded him. eh.? LOL

Kyle · #23 7th September 2009, 06:43 PM

right this has taken me ages cuz my mouse is shit and im using paint

but if you thought chuck norris was bad ass check out this

mbv · #24 7th September 2009, 08:27 PM

I can spot his weakness though...his puny action man arms.

That is class though BS

Kyle · #25 8th September 2009, 12:38 AM

thanx mbv

vipco · #26 8th September 2009, 10:46 AM

Ah, but all your killing machines are unproven were as my Gladiator has worked for a well known notorious student snuff film director who has schooled him well in the art of killing, and who has promised a date with Jenna J , if he despatches all his opponent's in one last orgy of violence for the camera which would garantee the young Director the much coveted 'Golden Snuffy' award.
So my man's pumped up and ready to go.

I have to admit though that he is up against the toughest buch of killing machines i've ever cone across.

vincenzo · #27 8th September 2009, 11:02 AM

Look out. Here comes...........

THE WIDDY OF EASTWICK!!

She eats George Foremans for breakfast.

Daemonia · #28 8th September 2009, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by bitchslicer

right this has taken me ages cuz my mouse is shit and im using paint

but if you thought chuck norris was bad ass check out this

Ahhh....but I have Mari's father in reserve, he'll finish the Hess-beast off with a super turbo-powered chainsaw that's been given some kind of supernatural power after being given a Japanese blessing by Chuck Norris via spiritual communication with the dead Bruce Lee!! Last House was NEVER like this!!

Kyle · #29 8th September 2009, 05:57 PM

it should have been!

HunterBFH · #30 8th September 2009, 08:31 PM