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Old 1st February 2010, 06:56 PM
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A crab with a hangover.
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A zombified, schizophrenic kangaroo with vertigo and a Nectar card.
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a camel who's hump is actually a mounted gun turret which can sit a small meer cat, and that spits acid instead of saliva and has wheels instead of feet.
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a parrot that can only sing lady gaga and miley cyrus sons
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Old 1st February 2010, 10:11 PM
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a parrot that can only sing lady gaga and miley cyrus sons
That would be pure torture!
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A coke-snorting cross-dressing Koala with Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder,chronic piles,schizophrenia,racist tendencies.Halitosis,B.O & a serious dislike of Poms.

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Old 2nd February 2010, 09:06 PM
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an moose with aids
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Old 2nd February 2010, 09:49 PM
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A woodlouse from a broken home with nothing left to lose...
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A rabid, pyrokinetic smurf with laser vision
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Old 3rd February 2010, 10:28 AM
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A sex starved rabbit on viagra, hellbent on shagging the living to death.

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When there's too much sperm in Thumpers testicles, the living had better walk with their backs to the wall.
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