Weekly Comp - Dick Emery / Ken Dodd / Max Bygraves - 21/02/2010

[Daemonia]

Originally Posted by vincenzo

For saying dat you join Luca Brasi in sleeping wid da fishes.

Sorry, Vince. Don't want to be whacked before my time!

[Daemonia]

Originally Posted by gag

A man walking along the road sees a cow in the field. 'Hello cow!' he says cheerily. 'Hello man!' replies the cow.



EH ???????

It's an existential joke. Sorry.

[Jackbeth]

What's green and hairy and goes up and down?


A Gooseberry in a lift!!


Two nuns on a bicycle going down a cobbled road - One says, I've never come this way before, the other Nun says, I know - There's a diversion!!!


Sorry!! JackBeth.

[vincenzo]

Two nuns in a bath. One says "Where's the soap" and the other says "Yes it does".

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

Right, enough of these terrible puns!

How the hell do you guys expect me to pick just 3 winners?! You're evil! Anyways, I've wittled down the entriants and after a lot of struggle have picked 3 winners.

It was soooooo tough and most of the jokes were as funny as the next (although some were very WTF-ish)

Well, here are this week's winners (they not only had the funniest jokes, but also posted the most - dedication and loyalty, oh yeah!)

-In place is Gigantor! Woo!

- place goes to Gag! Horray!

- And is Daemonia! Woop woop!



Well done all three of you!!! It was very close!

New competition will be up in just a moment - Good luck with that one everyone!

[Stephen@Cult Labs]

Well done to all the winners.It's been fun reading all the jokes (well,most of them )

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

Oh, also, which DVD did each of the three winners want? Max, Ken or Dick? Take your pick! The choice is entirely yours!

[vincenzo]

Well done to all participants for a clean and thoroughly entertaining competition.

[Stephen@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by vincenzo

Well done to all participants for a clean and thoroughly entertaining competition.

Apart from Vince's last joke

[vincenzo]

Nun but the brave.