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23rd February 2010, 01:07 PM
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What do you call a sheep tied to a post in Wales? A leisure centre. A man walks into a chemist and asks for condoms. The manager says 'We've run out, try Boots'. The customer replies 'I want to make love to her, not kick her to death.'
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24th February 2010, 09:21 AM
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If a older bloke was going out with a young women he be a sugar daddy If a older gay bloke was going out with a younger bloke does that make him a sugar puff.... Why AA called Alcohol annonymous when 1st thing you do is give you name out What faster hot or cold ? Hot you can catch a cold |
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24th February 2010, 04:00 PM
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Heard about the fight in a biscuit factory The bandit club the penguin and tied him to wagon wheel by using a blue ribbon and made his breakaway in a taxi |
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24th February 2010, 08:47 PM
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Why was the archetect arrested? Crimes against humanity. Why did the athlete stop moving? He lost his vibes. Why was the Yorkshireman scared? He was claustrophobic. |
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24th February 2010, 10:19 PM
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25th February 2010, 11:23 AM
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A blind man is stood at the kerb with his guide dog. The dog suddenly lurches out into the oncoming traffic, dragging the hapless blind man with him. The cars whiz by only just missing him. He finally reaches the other side. Horrified onlookers see the man pull a sweet out of his pocket and offer it to the dog. One bystander asks 'Why are you giving the dog a sweet? You were nearly killed!' The blind man replies 'So I can find his head and kick it.'
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25th February 2010, 03:48 PM
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why does snoop dog use an umbrella? fadrizzle... ------------------------------------- what is the indian mr.T's catchphrase? i Pitta The fool ------------------------------------- how do you get 6 nutters in a police car? 2 in the front, three in the back and one on top going neenor neenor ------------------------------------------------------------------ where did hitler keep his armies? up his sleevies --------------------------------- |
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25th February 2010, 11:09 PM
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Blind bloke walking along street suddenly pick up his dog and start swinging it above his head A little kid comes runing up you can do that mister He replies y not im only having a look around where do spiders play football ? at webley |
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26th February 2010, 11:39 AM
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I've never groaned as much in my life as I have reading this thread  Been a while since I've heard any of these jokes.
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26th February 2010, 11:51 AM
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Yes but cant say u heard them all b4 because i havent even tho some r old but as they say the old ones r always the best  Even if some r a bit cringe worthy  But we do have to keep them reasonable clean and none to sexist racist or vulgare etc etc |
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