The Ring. That's my preference, anyway!

What would you rather, given no other choice: eyeball or genital mutilation?

genital as I would like to see still :lol:

Pina Colada or Mojhito

Pina colada. Always wanted to try it since first hearing Hotel California many years ago!

Be beaten up by Charles Bronson or Chuck Norris?

chuck norris cos charles bronson would prob kill you and id like to at least live even if was hospitalised

your being tortured with music which would send you most mental


Cliff richard or tom jones

I'd rather hear Tom Jones. I might survive that, but Cliff would make me commit suicide, without a doubt. Mistletoe and Wine would be the one to finish me off. :lol:

Falling off a cliff or a tall building?

A cliff chances are might be a sea below so have a better chance of survival

White or pink cream soda

White. Yummy! But only suger-free, as I can't have sugar. :(

A trip to hell with the cenobites or a visit to Freddy Krueger's dream house?

Freddie's dream house although I'm sure they'd bot be really trippy..

Preferred weapon - Garden shears or power drill?

Garden sheers because power drill in theory would be more of a gruesome death but wouldnt be much cop if a plug wasnt near by


if being tortured.... would you rather be tortured by the mafia or triads

Mafia.. I'm sure the Triads can get really sick if they want so I'll stick with having my fingers cut off or whatever.

Trapped in a burning house with no way out or stuck in a submarine with a hole in it?