Weekly Comp - Deadly Outlaw: Rekka - 14/11/10 - FINISHED

[the blob]

"Owww! WTF is this weird yellow spiky thing on my leg????"

"Hold still! It's on your back now. I'll try and cut it off!"

[pedromonkey]

1. i said uncle bens fried rice not bachelors

2. how dare you say they are the same....they are not, now i attack you for dishonouring uncle bens....

[Sargento]

""You put me on a diet of melon! Here bitch take that! Whoever thought this was a bowl of noodles must have drawn this dire attempt at a comic strip!"

"Husband your knife is no match for my exploding back!"

[Sargento]

If I get it "genuinely" translated K, do I win? My other half's sister teaches in Japan.

[antmumford]

Women's Period Warnings

"I've told you once already to try this facial cleanser to help with that enormous spot on your forehead, that Nivea stuff just didn't work for last months breakout"

"How many times do I have to ask you to stop doing handstands against the damn wall just cos it's your time of the month?......... I don't care if it eases the pain!"

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Sargento

If I get it "genuinely" translated K, do I win? My other half's sister teaches in Japan.

Nice try! I doubt it would win unless it is actually funnier than everyone elses entries. It'll be interesting to see what it actually means.

By the way, these entries are excellent guys - all of them are so funny ALREADY! It's gonna be a toughie picking the winners.

[Zombie Dude]

"The reason why men shouldn't be allowed in the kitchen"

1 panel. "Eat you salad!!!!"

2 panel. "I told you to sit down and eat!!!!"

[Zombie Dude]

"Two easy steps for breaking up with your girlfriend"

Step 1. Throw anything she makes you back in her face. She should start to get the hint that somethings up. The harder the better; really work on your throw.
If regular instances of step 1 do not cause her to leave then move on to step two.

Step 2. Chase your beloved out of the house. The crazier the better as a frightened woman is sure to leave. Usually waving a knife and chair around does the trick. And remember, make sure to cut her a few times for effect.

[Zombie Dude]

1. Ever feel like you want to just throw something at a loved one?

2. Or chase them down the stairs?
Looks like you have martial arts addiction. Call 0390005 for help.

[Inspector Tanzi]

Originally Posted by iluvdvds@Cult Labs

BITCH! What do you mean your pregnant, didn't know I've had the snip did you!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! HEEEELPPPPP!