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Old 15th November 2010, 04:22 PM
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1 I work every day to come home to this crap again, 3yr solid every day i get noodles for tea is that all you can makes noodles try making something else for a change you stupid cow,

2 now get down them stairs and get on the naughty chair until you think about what you what you going to about it
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Old 15th November 2010, 04:31 PM
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[QUOTE=iluvdvds@Cult Labs;112657]Nice try! I doubt it would win unless it is actually funnier than everyone elses entries. It'll be interesting to see what it actually means.
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Judging by the Japanese language it could well be funnier! I reckon it's probably some public information notice about the perils of a wife cooking badly! I wouldn't be half surprised! Hopefully I will get an update soon from the Land Of The Rising Sun! Stay tuned.
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Old 15th November 2010, 06:39 PM
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Judging by the Japanese language it could well be funnier! I reckon it's probably some public information notice about the perils of a wife cooking badly! I wouldn't be half surprised! Hopefully I will get an update soon from the Land Of The Rising Sun! Stay tuned.
I could be wrong but I thought it was Chinese.
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Old 15th November 2010, 06:51 PM
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Maybe it is Chinese. I have no idea.
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Old 15th November 2010, 07:24 PM
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I could be wrong but I thought it was Chinese.
I have no idea to be fair Tanz .. kinda clutching at straws me is!!!

Oooh, now you have given me an idea! There is a lovely Chinese lady at work .....

"Kangmei .. come here, can you translate this for me?"

Mwwwwahhhhhhhh!!! (that's my evil laugh by the way!)
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Old 15th November 2010, 07:53 PM
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Careful who you ask - for all I know it could be highly offensive
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Old 15th November 2010, 10:50 PM
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"Damn woman! What the hell you think you doin! Now bitch, go back in the kitchen and cook me those noodles properly!"

"So what the fook you call this sheet! My balls won't even fit on this chair! Go back and get me a better chair"
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Old 16th November 2010, 10:25 AM
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Careful who you ask - for all I know it could be highly offensive
No more offensive than what he normally says!!
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Old 16th November 2010, 10:32 AM
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1. "How dare you accuse me of being misogynistic!"
2. "You've got red on you."
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Old 16th November 2010, 10:35 AM
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1. Woman: "Help, I seem to have a bowl of salad stuck in my eye!"
Man: "Oh here, let me help!"

2. Woman: "Help, I seem to have a sea urchin stuck on my shoulder!"
Man: "What is wrong with you? Here, just hold still..."
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