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David Cameron on an island with only Nick clegg as a weapon facing off against an island of angry student protesters... |
Reality TV. It's weapon is prime time viewing slots. It fools you into thinking you are actually being entertained but in really it rots the brain until you believe that it is normal for people to debase themselves and not just some sad attempt to publicise has-beens and wannabe's. No one is safe. |
My two suggestions: Sarah Palin - as blunt weapon, cos let's face it - she ain't really sharp :pound: Lady Gaga - most effective, she almost single-handedly killed music |
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Probably too much of a cliché, but chainsaw-handed Ash Williams, with his boomstick, in the car from Army of Darkness. Hmmm, he'd probably get some sugar from Kardashian then bugger off. Plus he always oversleeps... Ok then, Ting from Ongbak and his elbows of steel; plus whatever he disarms from his opponents. |
The Five Deadly Dalis Salvador Dali wraps his enemies in a flabby clock, skewers them with his mustache points, boils them alive like a crustacean, atomically blasts the corpse into tiny particles, and uses the dust to mix pigment for his newest work, "Film Critic in a Lizard's Skin". |
Damn it! Really want to win this, but my imagination has frozen along with just about everything else! So what the hell, I'll take that as inspiration: Jack Frost and his Snowballs of Doom - on impact they instantly freeze anything in a 10 metre radius. or... Santa Claus and his weapon would be an unlimited supply of those damn annoying xmas novelty toys that sing when you press there foot/hand/walk in front of them/breathe!! The continuous repetitive music sends all other competitors so crazy they kill themselves for some relief. |
The Undertaker. No weapon, must fight at wrestlemania Wrestlemania record 18-0:nod: |
2 Attachment(s) Gogo Yubari from Kill Bill battles herself so to speak Takako Chigusa from Battle Royale in a fight to the death! Bladed ball thingymijig against assorted weapons! :woot: I think Gogo would win this fight hands down! |
Surely Captian Scarlett? He's actually indestructible. Even if he 'dies', he come back to life soon after. |
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