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Old 5th March 2011, 09:14 PM
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I thought love was anal, but she didn't think so!

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Old 5th March 2011, 09:15 PM
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I thought love was a 2 way street, but I always ended up a cul-de-sac
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Old 5th March 2011, 09:21 PM
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I thought love was snuggling up watching Toe-Tag movies with a bottle of wine with her .. but somehow I am single again! I don't get it!!
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Old 5th March 2011, 09:26 PM
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I thought love was the chainsaw, the hammer, the machette .. she didn't see it that way. She told me she wanted to end it with me ... leave me on my own again .. leave me with those voices in may head ... no I said to myself ... not this woman, not again! That bitch deserved it! I am sure there is still her hair in the bath plug hole where I cut her up! The police could find no evidence ... aahhhhh that reservoir is very deep.

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Old 5th March 2011, 09:30 PM
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I thought love was a giant ape fondling my testies.
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Old 5th March 2011, 09:37 PM
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i thought love was a justin bieber 3D movie
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Old 5th March 2011, 09:40 PM
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I thought love was farting in the jungle
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Old 5th March 2011, 09:40 PM
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I thought love was opening that jiffy bag and finding Arrow's shiny new blu-ray .. and I was right that was love!

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Old 5th March 2011, 09:40 PM
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I thought love was Lady Gaga's mini-penis feels for Lady Gaga's arse
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Old 5th March 2011, 11:40 PM
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I thought love was a four letter word
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